Tuesday, March 1, 2011

INDY MAN SUES STRIP JOINT FOR FLYING STILETTO

A LIKENESS OF JAKE

"He was hit by a stiletto with a very solid heel. When he was hit, he was bleeding from the mouth," said Jonathan Little, Quagliaroli's mouthpiece.
The shoe came off during a pole dance hitting Jake in the face minutes after getting money out of an ATM.

His ambulance chaser lawyer said: "He has quite a significant amount of dental work that needs to be done. He has veneers right now and he's possibly going to need a root canal. His dentist said the treatment he has right now is a temporary fix."
We call it an accident but not Jake. To him, it's "battery and negligence." PT's had no comment on this preposterous serious matter.


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