MOHAWK ATTACKS MAN FOR TAKING PHOTO

BOARD STUPID

HE wasn't trying to draw attention to himself - honest.
But when a man tried to take his photograph of his bizarre triple mohawk hairstyle Johnathan Washburn allegedly hit him around the head with his skateboard.
Now his victims will be able to look at him whenever he likes thanks to this mugshot, taken by Cops in Austin, TX.
Washburn and his friend, 19-year-old Timothy Beard, took exception to becoming the subject of the man's artistic eye and demanded he delete the photo, according to an arrest affidavit.
When he refused, Beard allegedly stole his $100 Oakley sunglasses from the top of his head and when he tried to get them back Washburn smashed him with his board.
When cops caught up with him he was charged with aggravated assault
with a deadly weapon and booked in with the obligatory mugshot, showing his triple mohawk in all its glory - including a quiff down the middle.
Officers say they found Beard across the street, still clutching the sunglasses.