PARIS HILTON PARAMOUR PUMMELLED IN COURT MELEE

NOOOOO. Heirhead Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were attacked outside a Van Nuys, California courthouse yesterday. The two had just testified against Nathan Lee Parada, the knife-wielding intruder who broke into her Los Angeles mansion last summer. As the dopey duo left court, they were attacked by another one of her stalkers (we know, why?) by the name of James Rainford. That's when all hell broke loose. See the video clip above or check out the New York Post's coverage.