WELL WASHED THIEF FAILS TO MAKE CLEAN GETAWAY

DON'T DROP THE SOAP

HE came, he washed but he failed to make a clean getaway.
Shower loving Joshua Wardell, 34, broke into two Harwich, MA homes, used the showers and stole nothing but a green towel and a Snapple drink.
When cops arrived at the home, after receiving a report about breaking and entering they found him outside: "soaking wet and wearing a coat, pants and flip flops."
He told officers he was staying at a friend's nearby, but when officers delved a little deeper they soon found he'd broken into two houses right next door too each other.
They charged him with breaking and entering as well as felony larceny and destruction of property.
Needless to say, he probably won't enjoy the showers behind bars as much.