INDIANA HOOKER STEALS COP CAR AFTER COITUS

AN INDIANA WOMAN is facing a long stretch behind bars and a nomination for ‘dumbest criminal of the year’ after stealing a police car while being arrested for prostitution, cops say. Cara Ann Moynihan, 42, was ordered out of the bunk area of a parked semi after an officer responded to a call of a prostitute in the parking lot at Flying J. What were you doing in there, Cara? Moynihan was cuffed and put in the back seat of a cruiser. However, while speaking to a trucker, Moynihan squirmed into the front seat of the car and sped away.
Another officer saw the car pull into a nearby truck stop where witnesses saw a woman running with a set of handcuffs dangling from one wrist. When officers caught up with Moynihan she refused to obey their commands and
was tasered. Moynihan complained of pain and was rushed to a nearby hospital where blood tests showed she had a cocktail of alcohol and drugs in her system including benzodiazepine, cannabinoids, cocaine and opiates. Cops charged her with escape, auto theft, resisting law enforcement, drug possession and drunken driving. Moynihan said she “had freaked out” and stole the police car, the probable cause affidavit states.