MEET THE biggest dicks in America: Nov. 3, 2011 edition. Jesse James Clark and Johnny Lee Jordan, master criminals, got the bright idea that they would kidnap a tubby English bulldog named Jagger in Washington state. They wanted $1,000 cash and the dog's owner--Jennifer Thomas--to cough up her pain pills. Poor Jagger was dognapped October 4 and his remains were discovered by the side of railway tracks. Thomas, wheelchair-bound because one of her legs is paralyzed, said they also demanded that no police be involved. She also received threatening messages. “The first one was, ‘I’m the call you have been waiting for, do exactly as I say and your dog won’t be hurt,’” Thomas said.
Thomas had even purchased baby supplies for Jordan.