DRIVER ALLISON GIUVA TEXTED PAL: 'AH SO DRUNK'

Party girl/pisstank Allison Giuva decided she'd let the world know via text she was getting behind the wheel totally sloshed. The 20-year-old Norton, Mass. woman texted a friend to let her know she was like, TOTALLY hammered, early Saturday morning.
She wrote: "Ah so drunk gonna go home to sleep by myself because I love and only want to stay with you." Minutes later she smashed into another car and injured two people inside. Young Allison She has pleaded not guilty to charges of driving under the influence and driving to endanger. Britney Shea noticed the underage booze driving on the wrong side of the road when the

WENDY LYNN TRONGO HAD TOTS IN BACK, BOOZE IN BELLY

WHAT IS it with Michigan moms? Seems to us a lot of them get hammered and drive with their kids in the car, like say, Wendy Lynn Trongo, 33, of suburban Detroit. Cops say Wendy (Wild Wendy to friends) had a blood-alcohol four times the legal limit when she crashed her car Sunday. The 33-year-old veteran party girl's two kids--ages 1 and 3--were in the backseat and were turned over to their father.

ROBYN GARDNER'S EX LAUNCHES CHARITY; 'SHE'S ALIVE'

ROBYN GARDNER'S sometime boyfriend has launched a fundraising site to make sure the pretty blonde wild child's disappearance doesn't go unsolved. Now at the three-month point, swinger Robyn, 35, disappeared on a sex holiday in the Aruba with creepy Gary Giordano. Girodano is suspected of murdering the Maryland dental assistant for a $1.5 million insurance policy. Richard Forester told Radaronline.com: "I'm trying to raise money for searches, reward money, private investigators, and whatever resources

ROBYN GARDNER CASE: CADAVER DOGS STRIKE OUT

THE SEARCH for missing party girl Robyn Gardner has ended in disappointment. A team of cadaver dogs searching for the pretty blonde on the island of Aruba came up empty. Gardner, 35, disappeared August 2 on a clandestine trip with Gary Giordano, who she met on a swinger's website. He had taken out a $1.5 million insurance police on

VIDEO: RECONSTRUCTING ROBYN GARDNER'S LAST DAY

GARY GIORDANO is not happy that cops in Aruba are reconstructing the disappearance of his missing gal pal Robyn Gardner. And probably with very good reason: it's no secret he's the main suspect in the sudden disappearance in early August of the Maryland party girl.

CASEY ANTHONY'S PARENTS ON DR. PHIL SEPT. 12

PARTY MOM Casey Anthony's parents have agreed to do an exclusive interview with Dr. Phil. The 25-year-old was amazingly acquitted last month of murdering her 2-year-old daughter Caylee in 2008. Throughout the investigation and trial, Cindy and George Anthony have been front and centre. Producers insist no money was exchanged and no areas are off limits. It airs Sept. 12.
Cindy Anthony said: "We knew that we'd want to speak at some point, and we figured there was no better place than with Dr. Phil. We are hoping that by doing this interview, we will be able to help other

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! PRETTY PERPS: DAY 2

IT'S DAY 2 of our Summer Mugshot Madness Pretty Perp edition. This babe-a-licious bad girl looks like she'd be a barrel of laughs with a bottle of tequila and a moon lit night. Crime Scene USA's guilty secret? We love Party Girls gone off the rails.

LINDSAY LOHAN 'DIDN'T' VIOLATE PROBATION: JUDGE

ALLOWED TO DRINK

SHE has more lives than.... well we're not sure what, because she's beaten a cat hands down.
Because astonishingly, former actress Lindsay Lohan did not violate her probation and she is legally allowed to drink.
The one time movie star did reportedly fail an alcohol test on June 13, according to TMZ the day after she held a rooftop party at her Venice, CA home - where she was serving hard time her sentence for violating her probation.
But it turns out she shouldn't have been tested at all because it turns out that the order requiring Lohan to submit to alcohol tests expired back in February.

CASEY ANTHONY AFTER CAYLEE: 'HAVING A GRAND TIME'

SICK PARTY mom Casey Anthony was having the time of her life in the days after her 2-year-old daughter Caylee was seen alive. In fact, she didn't even mention it to her boyfriend or any of his p[als.
Anthony, 25, is now on trial for the murder of the little girl. The trial is being held in Clearwater, Florida. If convicted, the hard-partying princess could face the death penalty. She has pleaded not guilty and her defence team has hinted the little girl drowned which, of course, was her parents fault.
Her then boyfriend Anthony Lazzaro told the court Anthony was "Happy. Happy to see me. Having a grand old time" on