BEER LED TO MAD MAYKEL BORGES TO HATCHET ATTACK

MAD MAYKEL

A BEER sodden booze hound was so desperate for another drink that he launched a ferocious hatchet attack when he was refused another drink.
Mad Maykel Borges was hanging around at the Trailerama (brilliant name) trailer park in Miami and asking for beer, which some of the residents gave him.
But as he continued to demand more drink, he was eventually asked to leave.
The barmy booze hound did in fact go but he then returned armed with a hatchet and then he bgan to argue for more beer with the residents.
When they again refused his requests he started swinging at one man, cutting him on the side with it and drawing blood.
One terrified resident told CBS Miami: "This guy was crazy. He just kept asking for beer and he went mad when we wouldn't give him anything so he just started swinging.

WIFE WAKES UP HUSBAND WITH POWER SAW ON NECK

WAKEY WAKEY

THEY say the first cut is the deepest, but this woman took it literally, when she woke up her sleeping husband by cutting her husband's neck and shoulder with a power saw.
Officers who arrived at the home in Everett, WA say they could hear the victim shouting: "You tried to cut my head off. You're going to jail."
Quite why the 43-year-old woman wanted to attack her spouse is unclear, but he told cops that that it had been dark in the room and when he turned on the light he saw his wife holding the saw.
The 36-year-old also said he'd been cut with a hatchet.
His wife told officers she grabbed the saw Friday night because an intruder escaped out her daughter's window.

INSANE CLOWN POSSE FAN GUILTY IN HATCHET SLAYING

WHAT IS it about the notorious Insane Clown Posse? Another fan of the bizarro band has been convicted of murder. Robert Edward "Fritter" Fritts, 27, of Knoxville, Tennessee who had written Lennon-esque lyrics about "murder, blood, murder" was convicted of first-degree murder in the bloody hatchet slaying of his