MUGSHOT MANIA! 'I'LL TAKE IRONY FOR $200 ALEX'

HALLOWEEN season is in full bloom and it's pretty obvious this man is NOT an escapee from a 1930s Warner Bros. gangster pic. Bad costume. Bad luck. Delicious irony.

BANANA ATTACKS MAN IN GORILLA MASCOT COSTUME

IT WAS a battle for the ages in Strongville, Ohio. Someone in a banana costume attacked wireless company's gorilla mascot! The banana remains at large. Manager Brad Parham said: "I noticed a kid in the bushes. Then he just emerged, dressed up as a banana, and sprinted as fast as he could at our gorilla. The kid just speared our gorilla." REVENGE OF THE BANANA