IS THAT A CHAINSAW IN YOUR POCKET? OR.......

Oh Dear.

Painful

HE wasn't happy to see them, he genuinely was trying to conceal a stolen chainsaw in his trousers.
Cops say that instead of trying a grab it and run Anthony Black, who suprisingly enough appeared intoxicated at the time, came up with a more cunning plan to get away with the deadly saw. 
Taking it down from the wall he shoved it into his pants and tried to walk out as if nothing had happened. 
But while some shop staff thought he was handicapped, others were more suspicious of his noticeable waddle.

George Graham, who witnessed the incident said: "I seen the bar between his legs. It was pretty obvious. Imagine it in the front of your pants."
"This is a little unique, simply because of how large the item was," Chickasha Police Assistant Chief Elip Moore explained.
Paul Horton, the hardware store's manager, added that it was" "the first time I've ever seen a chainsaw go down anyone's britches."

A limping Black was eventually chased from the store, ditching the chainsaw in the process and ended when he dived headfirst into a creek.

After fishing him out of the shallow water, he was arrested. 
"He could have cut himself up real good. He'd have been walking with a permanent limp," Graham explained. The chainsaw in question was eventually returned to the store.