Friday, September 30, 2011


AN ABUSIVE New York man had a novel way to kill his girlfriend: make it look like a bear mauled her to death. Clyde 'Clever Clyde' Gardner has been sentenced to prison for trying to hire a hitman to kill the woman in a staged car crash. Clever Clyde's original idea was brilliant: Kill a bear, skin it and wear the pelt while using its claws to kill the woman as she took out her garbage. The plan included him wearing the bear's paws on his feet so no human footprints would be left behind. So, the 57-year-old junkyard owner, who lives in Malone near the Canadian border watched his ex's comings and goings getting ready to pounce for his bear attack. But he eventually gave up and asked a buddy to kill her in a fake car crash for $15,000. Buddy went to cops. Clever Clyde is now doing 5 to 15 in the Big House. We liked the bear plan better. MORE ON THE UN-BEARABLE CLYDE GARDNER

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