STRIPPER ASHLEY FLEISCHMANN SHOPLIFTED WITH KIDS

BUST-ED

A DESPERATE stripper took her two kids on a shoplifting spree to allegedly steal lingerie to wear for her job.  Ashley Fleischmann told cops she had taken the sexy underwear to wear at her job at the Crystal Cabaret Gentleman's club in Orlando. 
According to her arrest warrant she'd hoped her kids would keep her from being arrested, but she hadn't banked on the store security camera's picking up her nefarious activities.  The affidavit added that Fleischmann "planned to use her children in the commission of the … crime" according to the Orlando Sentinel. She was found with less than $100 of goods.
The two crying children were handed over to the Florida Department of Children and Families and according to her arrest report, Fleischmann told

KILLER MOM JULIANNE MCCRERY GUILTY

"INCONVENIENCE"

EVIL

A MURDEROUS mom who went great lengths to cover her tracks during the brutal slay of her six-year-old son, has pleaded guilty to the killing.
As we reported here Julianne McCrery sparked a massive search after dumping Camden Hughes at the side of a dirt track in Maine. Prosecutors said she treated the boy like he  was "an inconvenience," so she came up with a dastardly plan to bump him off. 
Driving from her Irving TX home, she stayed in a New Hampshire motel for a weekend before suffocating him to death. 

MOM WHO TRIED TO SELL DAUGHTER'S VIRGINITY GUILTY

AN EVIL mom who hawked her 13-year-old daughter's virginity for $10,000 and made her model in her underwear in front of potential buyers, has pleaded guilty to sexually exploiting the teen.
Cops say the woman who has not been named to avoid identifying the girl, forced her to model twice in her bra and underwear in front of a potential buyer.
Initially the girl agreed but later changed her mind.
Her mom also tried to sell sexually explicit pictures of the girl to another man, but she was busted when her boyfriend found text messages about the sale of the girl’s virginity on the woman’s cellphone which he turned over to police.

DRUNK MOM NIKKI SETTLE TOSSED SON TO ESCAPE DUI

NOT TOO BRIGHT NIKKI

A DRUNK mom tossed her her son over a fence while fleeing from her car which she'd crashed while driving under the influence.  
None to bright Nikki Settle, 25, already had a suspended license when she smashed her car on into the median on South Carolina's Interstate 26.
But rather than hang around, the dumb mom, scooped her son out of her white Lexus, walked across the highway and up a hill.
She then tried to toss the four-year-old over a 10ft tall fence.
Needless to say the horrified witnesses, who'd watched her driving erratically before the crash, stepped in and according to WHNS she talked her out of hurting her son until deputies arrived.
Thankfully an EMS check revealed the boy, who authorities turned over to his grandmother, was unharmed. 

JESSICA CALLAWAY BLEW POT SMOKE TO CALM BABY

WE'VE  covered some terrible parents on this site, some evil, some mean and some downright stupid, but this weeks candidate for World's dumbest mom is Jessica Callaway. 
The 21-year-old thought it would be a good idea to blow marijuana smoke into her 10-month-old daughter's mouth to get her to stop crying. 
The shocking footage can be seen here: 

She is also accused of beating the baby and threatening to kick her in the mouth because she was having a "bad day" and had trouble picking an outfit to wear for a night out.