GUMBY THIEF CHARGED WITH BURGLARY

REMEMBER when Gumby tried to rob the 7-ELEVEN, but failed because he couldn't get his gun out of his costume. Video footage here.   
Well now he's been charged with burglary - or at least Jacob Kiss, 19, the idiot who wore the costume has. 
His pal Jason Giramma, also 19, who didn't even have the gumption to don a disguise has also been charged. 
They were such bad thieves that when the costumed clown walked into the San Diego convenience store and demanded cash, the clerk thought it was a joke and ignored the life sized Claymation character, he carried on cleaning up.   

WORLD'S DUMBEST ROBBER WILNELIA CARABALLO

SOMETIMES KNOWN AS BRAINS

WE'VE covered some dumb people on this site along with our fair share of drunks - but Wilenlia Caraballo had both bases covered with this crime and then some. 
Mistake number one, was thinking it would be a good idea to try and rob a Palm Bay, FL, convenience store armed with only a toy machine gun. 
Wearing a clear plastic mask, which undoubtedly would have helped to protect her identity, she walked in with what appeared to be an Uzi-style submachine gun. 
But rather than go to the back of the store where the employees were standing she went to the front counter.
This leads to mistake number two. 
Spotting her, a clerk yelled "Palm Bay police! Get on the ground!"

FIRST IT WAS GUMBY NOW SPONGEBOB'S IN TROUBLE

HONESTLY!!! What is it with costume clad douchebags having run in's with the law. As we reported yesterday the dumb Gumby, who tried and failed to rob a convenience store has now handed himself in. But now Spongebob has left his pineapple under the sea to pick a fight with two women on Hollywood Boulevard, as you can see here. 

It's thought he might be posing as the character to in the hope that tourists will tip him, but the pink haired women were clearly unimpressed with his yellow costume.

BALLS: VIRGINIA TICE CHARGED WITH OBSCENITY

BALLS

OKAY, so they're not in the best possible taste admittedly.
But in a fantastic waste of time and money Virginia Tice is heading to court for a jury trial over a ticket she was given for displaying big, plastic testicles on the back of her pickup truck.
The 65-year-old was reportedly fined a whopping $445, for the offending pair, after pulling into a convenience store near her home in Bonneau, SC.
Officers said that they violated the state's obscene bumper sticker law - even thought they're clearly not a sticker.  
Police Chief Franco Fuda asked for a jury trial, saying questions of obscenity should be determined by community standards.