|SOMETIMES KNOWN AS BRAINS|
Mistake number one, was thinking it would be a good idea to try and rob a Palm Bay, FL, convenience store armed with only a toy machine gun.
Wearing a clear plastic mask, which undoubtedly would have helped to protect her identity, she walked in with what appeared to be an Uzi-style submachine gun.
But rather than go to the back of the store where the employees were standing she went to the front counter.
This leads to mistake number two.
Spotting her, a clerk yelled "Palm Bay police! Get on the ground!"
But rather than look at who was shouting at her, she initially followed the command, before getting up and trying to run away.
Another employee restrained her until police arrived on the scene and the deadly looking weapon was found to be a toy.
Mistake number three was confirmed by Palm Bay Police Department spokeswoman Yvonne Martinez who said Caraballo was intoxicated at the time.
Maybe she'll straighten up enough in time for court.