Showing posts with label I just fucking shot myself. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I just fucking shot myself. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

FATHER OF FOUR SHOT HIMSELF UNBUCKLING SEATBELT

SAD as it is, we've got a definite candidate for a Darwin Award with this one. 
A father of four died on Sunday after accidentally shooting himself in the hip as he tried unbuckle his seatbelt. 
The 45-year-old, who has not been named, was in a minivan with his wife and kids outside a mall in Spotsylvania, VA,when the gun went off.

Friday, August 26, 2011

DUMB JUSTIN NEWBERRY SHOT HIMSELF IN BOTH LEGS

PUNISHER
IN a top 10 for idiocy Justin Newberry would definitely score high marks - in fact he's lucky he's not getting a Darwin Award.
Because the 23-year-old somehow managed to shoot himself in both legs as he drove along a Tennessee highway.
The handgun known as "The Judge" apparently slid from under his seat after he hit the brakes about 50 miles outside Nashville.
But as he reached down to pick it up, he accidentally grabbed the trigger sending a huge .410 slug through his right thigh and into his left leg, just above the ankle.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

OLD WEST ACTOR PAUL DOERING BLASTED CROWD

WILD BUNCH
IT WAS pistols at dawn, except the people he shot were unarmed tourists watching a mock old west gun battle. 
Paul Doering, 49, managed to blast three people at a reenactment by the Dakota Wild Bunch, when for some reason his weapon contained live rounds instead the blanks they usually use. 
Thankfully no one was fatally injured but the bullets did shatter a leg bone of Carrol Knutson, 65, hit the forearm and elbow of John Ellis, 48 and caused minor injuries to Jose Pruneda, 53.
Investigators have not made any comments on why the incident  happened at the Hill City tourist town in North Dakota, or said whether they think the shootings were accidental.    

Monday, July 11, 2011

WHY STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T OWN GUNS, PART II

TALK about shooting yourself in the foot or maybe the kneecap - either way it looks painful and yes the language he uses afterwards is not for the faint hearted. 



We're not sure who this guy is, although his golf shirt and kit, might suggest some sort of law man, but boy it looks like it smarted.