LONE WOLF BOMBER JOSE PIMENTEL BUSTED

BOMBER

A LONE wolf bomber who wanted to blow up cops and soldiers returning from the battlefiled has been busted by the NYPD.
Al Qaeda loving Jose Pimentel, 27, who allegedly wanted to change his name to Osama Hussein, dreamed of "violent jihad" was busted with pipe bombs in his New York apartment. 
The NYPD counter-terrorism unit had been following him since May 2009, when inspired by the death of terror chief Anwar Al Awlaki, he began buying the equipment to make the explosives.  
Mayor Bloomberg said Pimentel was "plotting to bomb police patrol cars and postal facilities as well as targeted members of our armed services returning from abroad."
Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said Pimentel was close to putting his deadly plan into action.

LOHAN FACING JAIL AGAIN.... MICHAEL THIS TIME

CLASSY GUY

LIKE FATHER...

THE IDIOT dad of former actress Lindsay Lohan has been banned from ever contacting his ex-girlfriend again. 

Michael Lohan, allegedly smashed his girlfriend and so called journalist, Kate Major during a violent argument late last month. 

She claimed to cops that he pushed and shoved her because she refused to perform oral sex on him. 

But after being told by a judge not to even "dream" about her, he called her. 

She immediately called the cops, who were in Major's apartment when he called back later and she put him on speakerphone. 

KIM KARDASHIAN'S PAL DEFRAUDED HUSBAND TOO

BITCH

BOY Kris Humphries ex must feel like he's been p***ed on this week - much like his soon to be ex, Kim Kardashain. As we reported here after laying out millions for a fairytale wedding, the entrepreneur publictiy whore filed for divorce after less than two months yesterday.  
And now it's emerged that he's accusing one of the guests of scamming him out of of $1.7million with a fraudulent investment scheme.
Andrey C. Hicks, a Boston area money manager is accused of soliciting people like Humphries to invest in a $1.7 million collectively in a purported billion-dollar hedge fund called Locust Offshore Fund Ltd. Bigging himself up, according to E-Online he told investors he had obtained undergraduate and graduate degrees from Harvard University.
But it has since emerged that he only attended Harvard for three semesters and

DUMB JULIETTE DUNN ADMITS FEEDING BABY COCAINE

DUMB MOM

REMEMBER dumb Juliette Dunn, who thought it was a good idea to feed her 10-month-old baby cocaine and make her four-year-old son chug beer.
Well the mom of the year has admitted to the her idiocy, but could still face two years in jail according to a Conneticut judge.
As we reported here the 29-year-old was sitting with her pal Lisa Jefferson on a playground when another mom flagged down cops and complained that she was feeding her child beer.
Officers spotted and empty 40-ounce Steele Reserve beer on the ground next to her four-year-old son and a baby bottle that stank of booze.
According to their report witnesses told them that Jefferson told the youngster to chug the beer - and then called him an alcoholic when he finished.

GUMBY TRIED TO ROB 7-ELEVEN: FAILED

CHECK out this idiot, who thought it would be a good idea to rob a 7-Eleven dressed as Gumby.

Walking up to the clerk the costume clad crook said: "This is a robbery."

IPHONE 5 EXCLUSIVE PICTURES: DUMMY LEFT IT IN BAR

FURIOUS Apple bosses have launched a frantic search after a member of staff left the prototype IPhone 5 in a bar. 
It's not the first time that something like this has happened. 
Back in 2010 another idiot left a development model in a drinking establishment giving away information, which some experts called 'invaluable' if their rival companies had gotten hold of it. 
Although they would have wanted to keep the news quiet, CNET is reporting that the secret was inadvertently revealed by the San Francisco Police, who were tight lipped about what had gone missing but put out a press release called 'iphone5.doc.'

IDIOT TRAVIS WARD STOLE AMBULANCE AT FIRE SCENE

DUMMY

DEFINITELY one for the "Dear Stupid" file. 
This is dumbass Travis Ward who tried to steal an ambulance which parked outside the scene of a raging house fire. 
The 28-year-old idiot, told cops he was unsuprisingly high on pot at the time, when he spotted the unsupervised vehicle, which had been left running to keep it cool for anyone seeking help. 
So the idiot decided to take it. 
He got a whole two blocks, smashing into powers poles and walls during his joyride, before eventually coming to a halt.
Fortunately the ambulance wasn't needed during the blaze which started around 4am on Sunday morning at a house in Phoenix, AZ.   
Homeowner Edward Huth told KSAZ: "I heard a pop, crack in the back of the house. Some gentleman come and bang on the door said, "Get out. Get out. You’re on fire."

WHY STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T OWN GUNS, PART II

TALK about shooting yourself in the foot or maybe the kneecap - either way it looks painful and yes the language he uses afterwards is not for the faint hearted. 

We're not sure who this guy is, although his golf shirt and kit, might suggest some sort of law man, but boy it looks like it smarted.