KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION BRAWL EQUALS DETENTION

MORONS

THEY'LL get detention for this - police detention.
A spilled cup of punch at a kindergarten graduation ceremony, led to a sidewalk brawl which saw eight people arrested cops say.
Parents at Cleveland's Michael R. White School had been looking forward to a "joyous day" police commander Wayne Drummond revealed.
But as families gathered, a couple of teenagers got into a dispute over some spilled punch and stepped outside to continue it.
The fight quickly escalated, with people picking up sticks and at least one person arming themselves with a hammer.
City schools spokesperson, Roseann Canfora, said none of them were students at the school.  

NEW MOM LINDSEY LOWE SMOTHERED TWINS TO DEATH

A YOUNG mom smothered her twin sons to death in a desperate bid to hide the birth from her family, cops say.
Lindsey Lowe, 25, held her hands over her defenseless tots mouths and suffocated them to death, just moments after she gave birth to them in the toilet of her parent's Hendersonville, TN home.
Then with both children dead, police said, she took them out of the toilet, covered them with blankets and hid them in a laundry basket.
Her father discovered one of the infants Wednesday and called police, who tracked her down at work.
According to the police affadavit: "Lowe stated that the baby was crying and Lowe did not want her parents to hear and find out about the child.

JONATHAN JAMES, 10, DIES: PARENTS DENIED WATER

DEHYDRATED

KILLERS

A TWIN watched horrified as his 10-year-old brother collapsed and died in front of him because his idiot parents refused to let him drink water for five days, cops say.  
Jonathan James died from dehydration after his mom Michael Ray James and Tina Maria Alberson denied him water as punishment after he took some guitar strings from on of his siblings.