LINDSAY LOHAN GETS A TAP ON WRIST; WON'T DO TIME

WELL, they say she's going to jail but we'll be stunned if former actress Lindsay Lohan spends even a day in jail. Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the 57-year-old former Mean Girl star to 30 days in jail for the latest in a slew of parole violations. Plus, she held an additional 270-day term over the aspiring porn star's head. But Lohan — who’s struggled with booze, drugs and a now non-existent career — is likely to do very little jail time because of overcrowding.

KHADAFY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW ALINE SKAFF'S PORN PIX

WOW! No wonder they're revolting in Libya. Pretty hard to take a regime that wants its subjects to be pious Muslims while the offspring is having a skank-a-rific time with his former lingerie model wife. According to the New York Daily News, sexually explicit photos of fugitive ex-Libyan leader Moammar Khadafy's son Hannibal and daughter-in-law Aline Skaff surfaced on the internet after rebel forces found a laptop loaded with their personal photos. Oh, she's accused of pouring boiling water over a maid. Nice. More pix after the jump.
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