AVRIL LAVIGNE PUMMELLED: 'MY FACE IS F**KED!'

WE DON'T think the perps are Sk8r Bois. Only surly 'punk' princess Avril Lavigne knows for sure. According to TMZ, the singer was involved in a brawl outside Hollywoods's Roosevelt Hotel early Sunday. Her beau Brody 'Bromance' Jenner was slugged in the head with a bottle when he tried to break it up. On Twitter, Avril said: “I don’t fight. I don’t believe in it. To clear things up I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is f**ked.  As in black eye, bloody nose, hair ripped out, scratches, bruises and cuts. So not ok to be abusive to others. Violence is NEVER the answer.” MORE ON AVRIL'S NIGHTMARE FROM TMZ

LINDSAY LOHAN GETS A TAP ON WRIST; WON'T DO TIME

WELL, they say she's going to jail but we'll be stunned if former actress Lindsay Lohan spends even a day in jail. Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the 57-year-old former Mean Girl star to 30 days in jail for the latest in a slew of parole violations. Plus, she held an additional 270-day term over the aspiring porn star's head. But Lohan — who’s struggled with booze, drugs and a now non-existent career — is likely to do very little jail time because of overcrowding.

BILLY BOB THORNTON'S DAUGHTER GETS 20

MONSTERS BALL

MONSTER

HOLLYWOOD wild man Billy Bob Thornton's daughter will serve 20-years for the horrifying death of her best friend's daughter, who she supposed to be looking after at the time.
Amanda Brumfield, who is estranged from her Oscar winning dad was supposed to be looking after Olivia Madison Garcia when she died from serious head injuries in her Orlando home.

MICHAEL DOUGLAS DRUGGIE SON IS 'A MANIPULATOR'

"MANIPULATOR"

HOLLYWOOD legend Michael Douglas' druggie son was called "a manipulator" and "a liar" by the lawyer defending an accused drug dealer. Cameron Douglas was sentenced to five years in prison last year for dealing methamphetamine from a high-end Manhattan hotel.
And if lawyer lawyer Louis Aidala is to be believed he is now testifying against his client David Escalera in return for a lesser prison sentence. In a blistering series of barbs against the Oscar winning actor's son, he painted a picture of a canary desperate to get out of his jail time.
According to the NY Daily News he said: "The evidence will prove

CLARK GABLE'S GRANDSON BUSTED FOR IDIOCY

ZERO

HERO

HIS grandfather and screen legend Clark Gable must be turning in his grave.
Because his idiot grandson Clark James Gable is facing three-years behind bars, for the dumb crime of pointing a green laser at an LAPD helicopter.
Quite what the 22-year-old was thinking, no one knows, but according to cops the light obstructed the vision of two officers in the helicopter, which they later pinpointed to a small red car.
A police source said: "This type of thing is incredibly dangerous. If he had blinded the pilot, who knows what might have happened."

DUI FOR THAT'S SO RAVEN STAR ORLANDO BROWN

DRUNK

THAT'S So Raven star Orlando Brown had been busted for drunk driving, with his pregnant girlfriend in the car according to cops.
The 23-year-old actor/rapper was driving through Hollywood late Friday when cops stopped his car in front of his home because he did not have a license plate.
Then when they opened up his car they smelled booze so they immediately gave him a filed sobriety test, which he flunked, according to TMZ.  
A source close to the star revealed: "Orlando was as shocked as anyone that he failed the test. Although they had been out, he'd only had a few drinks.

COREY FELDMAN: PEDOPHILES INFEST HOLLYWOOD

FORMER CHILD star Corey Feldman is claiming in an exclusive interview with ABC News Nightline that Hollywood is overrun by a cabal of twisted pedophiles--and one sick mogul put his pal Corey Haim in the grave. The Stand By Me star said it is adults with sinister motives who ruin many child stars like himself and the late Corey Haim.
He said: "I can tell you that the No. 1 problem in Hollywood was and is and always will be pedophilia. That's the biggest problem for children in this industry. ... It's the big secret." 
The 40-year-old actor said the "casting couch,"--an old Hollywood reference to actors being expected to offer sex for roles-- applied to kids too.

RONNI CHASEN SHOT WITH COP'S STOLEN GUN

SUPERSTAR Hollywood Publicist was Ronni Chasen was murdered with a gun stolen from a cop, reports say. The beloved Tinseltown PR woman was driving through Beverly Hills in her Mercedes-Benz after the premier of the movie "Burlesque" when ex-con and career criminal Harold Martin Smith tried to rob her. What happened next is unclear, but by the end of the exchange Chasen's body had been pumped with seven bullets.
Now it's emerged those bullets came from a gun stolen from a cop, although officers remained tight lipped as to the officer involved.    
Martin Smith then used the gun to commit suicide before cops could question him about the fatal shooting. 
Police Chief David Snowden told The Hollywood Reporter: "That man is the man

LINDSAY LOHAN ENDS HOUSE ARREST! P.A.R.T.Y!

LET the celebrations begin! Former actress Lindsay Lohan, 57, is ready to rock and roll again. Her slap on the wrist house arrest finally ended Wednesday.
The onetime movie star breached her probation 17,477 times.
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JENNIFER ANISTON, ANNE HATHAWAY ROBBERY HORROR

JENNIFER ANISTON, Anne Hathaway and Liv Tyler were among a string of celebrity clients ripped off by the owner of a swanky Beverly Hills beauty salon. The owner of the upmarket Chez Gabriela Studio,  Maria Gabriella Perez (aka. Maria Gabriela Hashemipour) admitted to running up hundreds of thousands of dollars in fraudulent credit card charges of her celebrity clients. She was caught after running up approximately $68,000 in unauthorized charges on a credit card belonging to high-end jewelry designer Loree Rodkin, who later identified Jennifer Aniston, Liv Tyler, Melanie Griffith, Cher, Anne Hathaway and Scott Speedman as also being taken in by the