LOHAN FACING JAIL AGAIN.... MICHAEL THIS TIME

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LIKE FATHER...

THE IDIOT dad of former actress Lindsay Lohan has been banned from ever contacting his ex-girlfriend again. 

Michael Lohan, allegedly smashed his girlfriend and so called journalist, Kate Major during a violent argument late last month. 

She claimed to cops that he pushed and shoved her because she refused to perform oral sex on him. 

But after being told by a judge not to even "dream" about her, he called her. 

She immediately called the cops, who were in Major's apartment when he called back later and she put him on speakerphone. 

CELEBRITY JUSTICE! LINDSAY LOHAN DOES 5 HRS. IN JAIL

UPDATE: After serving just 5 hours of her 30 day jolt in the Big House, former actress Lindsay Lohan walked out of jail free as a bird. Law enforcement's reason? Jail overcrowing. Our take: LA's a company town, Lohan is a screw-up but she's Hollywood's screw-up. The Mean Girl remains, the quintessence of celebrity justice in America. LOHAN WALKS: CALIFORNIA SHOULD SINK INTO PACIFIC

LINDSAY LOHAN GETS A TAP ON WRIST; WON'T DO TIME

WELL, they say she's going to jail but we'll be stunned if former actress Lindsay Lohan spends even a day in jail. Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the 57-year-old former Mean Girl star to 30 days in jail for the latest in a slew of parole violations. Plus, she held an additional 270-day term over the aspiring porn star's head. But Lohan — who’s struggled with booze, drugs and a now non-existent career — is likely to do very little jail time because of overcrowding.

LO-LIFES: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER LOHAN IN JAIL

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WHERE DOES SHE GET IT FROM?

LIKE father, like daughter, or should that be the other way round?
Either way, just days after his 57-year-old daughter Lindsay was scolded by a judge for violating her probation, her father Michael was re-arrested, just hours after he was released on domestic violence charges.
Supposed journalist media whore Kate Major called in Tampa police after he allegedly made a harassing phone call to her shortly after she was released from jail. After cops arrived at her condo, he again called the 28-year-old, which

LINDSAY LOHAN DID VIOLATE PROBATION: JUDGE

BUSTED..... AGAIN

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan, did violate her probation, a judge blasted yesterday, before ordering her to take her fifth mugshot in four years.  Packing punch after punch, an unimpressed Stephanie Sautner told the troubled star she had willfully got herself kicked out of the Downtown Center which helps homeless women, by refusing to show up. 
On at least nine occasions the star who clearly thinks the rules don't apply to her had failed to appear, leaving them with no option but to cancel her help. 
Sautner told her: "Probation is a gift as I see it. There is something called looking a gift horse in the mouth," before ordering to work clean up in a morgue for 16 hours between now and her next court hearing in an attempt to mitigate the current situation.

PROSECUTOR: LINDSAY LOHAN 'SHOULD GO BACK TO JAIL'

WHO ME?

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan should go back to jail, after she was booted from a women's shelter where a judge wanted her to spend most of her community service, a city prosecutor has claimed.
City attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan said he didn't know why the troubled 57-year-old star had been asked to leave said but said: "We feel that her being terminated from it is a violation."
When she sentenced for violating her probation in a 2007 drunken driving case and a misdemeanor theft case earlier this year, Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear that at least 360 of the 480 hours of service should be spent at the Downtown Women's Shelter.
Praising the Los Angeles center's mission she told the star during one hearing that she thought being at the facility would do Lohan good.

MUGSHOT MANIA! LINDSAY LOHAN, 37, NABBED AGAIN

SOMETIME around the summer of 2012, former actress and onetime movie star Lindsay Lohan finally fell off the map. Now, she's turned up again, this time for another DWI in Springfield, Missouri.

MUGSHOT MADNESS SPECIAL! SAMANTHA RONSON

YES, we admit it: it is pretty hard to tell which one is the real mugshot. Rich girl DJ Samantha Ronson appears to be playing the rebel (how you do that when you've got a billion bucks behind you, we're not sure) for her mugshot, right, following her drunk driving bust. No fears though. Mummy will ride to the rescue, we're sure.

SAMANTHA RONSON NABBED FOR DRUNK DRIVING

LINDSAY LOHAN'S lesbian ex Samantha Ronson was busted Monday for drunk driving during a midday booze-a-ramma. The untalented rich girl with connections DJ, 33, was driving her black Porsche (we weep for her) when she was pulled over in Baker, California, according to TMZ. The aggressively unattractive heiress flopped her field sobriety test and was arrested. She refused a breathalyzer in the field but agreed to one at a nearby cop shop. She blew over the 0.8 limit. The popular celebrity disc jockey (widely considered to be not terribly good but well connected. Brother is uber producer Mark Ronson; step dad is Mick Jones from Foreigner) was returning home from a gig in Las Vegas when she was nailed. She dated former actress Lohan in 2008. The 53-year-old onetime star said she wanted to concentrate on her "career."

BROKE LINDSAY LOHAN 'CAN'T AFFORD' COUNSELING

BROKE

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan appears to have finally run out of cash.
Ordered by the court to seek counseling the 53-year-old onetime movie star's lawyer Shaun Chapman Holley told the judge she had been forced to stop because she didn't have the cash to carry on.
He said: "She was seeing someone for psychological treatment at UCLA but had to stop for financial reasons."
He added that her Screen Actors Guild coverage has lapsed due to lack of work, which meant that she had no health insurance coverage. Judge Stephanie Sautner didn't seem at all impressed with the star, although she agreed that it was unsuitable for her to go to group counseling because of the risk of her secrets being sold, she gave her 21-days to find a new therapist.

LINDSAY LOHAN 'ENJOYED' HOUSE ARREST

ENJOYED HERSELF

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan "enjoyed" being under house arrest because it kept her out of the public eye she said. The troubled party girl, who has astonishingly managed to keep her hands clean since her release said she was grateful as her cushy sentence gave her a chance to stay out of the limelight.
She spent a massive 35 days confined to her Santa Monica home monitored by ankle bracelet, instead of receiving jail time for stealing a $2500 necklace from an upmarket LA Jewelry store and violating the terms of her 2007 conviction for driving under the influence (DUI) last month.
Speaking of her celebrity justice she told Australia's 2DayFM radio station: "I enjoyed it, actually, as I was able to get a lot of work done from home, and it was very nice not to have to worry about cameras being outside."

LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS MAG: 'I DIDN'T DESERVE JAIL'

IN AN interview with Italian Vanity Fair, former actress Lindsay Lohan says she didn't deserve to go to jail for her 7 DUI arrest and subsequent probation violations. The onetime movie star told the fawning mag: "Unless you're a killer, I don't see a reason to stay there. I didn't hurt anyone but myself."
And there you have it. But what does the rest of America think?

LINDSAY LOHAN ENDS HOUSE ARREST! P.A.R.T.Y!

LET the celebrations begin! Former actress Lindsay Lohan, 57, is ready to rock and roll again. Her slap on the wrist house arrest finally ended Wednesday.
The onetime movie star breached her probation 17,477 times.
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LINDSAY LOHAN: I FAILED BOOZE TEST BECAUSE OF "TEA"

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FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan has put on her most unconvincing performance to date by claiming that she failed an alcohol test, because she was "drinking tea".
The onetime movie star has been telling pals that it wasn't beer, wine or liquor and it had nothing to do with the huge party she held the night before at her Venice Beach pad where she is under house arrest.
Instead she's been telling pals that she's been drinking kombucha tea which contains a trace amount of alcohol according to TMZ. 
After her latest court appearance she said: "I am responsible, and I'm following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system."

LINDSAY LOHAN 'DIDN'T' VIOLATE PROBATION: JUDGE

ALLOWED TO DRINK

SHE has more lives than.... well we're not sure what, because she's beaten a cat hands down.
Because astonishingly, former actress Lindsay Lohan did not violate her probation and she is legally allowed to drink.
The one time movie star did reportedly fail an alcohol test on June 13, according to TMZ the day after she held a rooftop party at her Venice, CA home - where she was serving hard time her sentence for violating her probation.
But it turns out she shouldn't have been tested at all because it turns out that the order requiring Lohan to submit to alcohol tests expired back in February.

LINDSAY LOHAN SKATES AGAIN ON LATEST BOOZE BINGE

PM UPDATE: She skates again. And wow, is Samantha Ronson ever unattractive.

FORMER STAR LINDSAY LOHAN 'BORED AND RESTLESS'

"BORED" AW

FORMER actress Linday Lohan has only been under house arrest for two days but the poor little star is already "bored and restless" friends have revealed. The troubled, one time star began her 120 day sentence for violating her probation yesterday, after miraculously avoiding jail time for stealing a a $2500 necklace from an exclusive LA jewelry store.But it seems she's already moaning about how her situation, sunbathing next to her exclusive Venice Beach pad with a tag on her leg.
A source close to the star revealed: "Lindsay is already upset at having to stay at home all day, unable to go anywhere do anything.

LINDSAY LOHAN STARTS SENTENCE FOR JEWELRY THEFT

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan surrendered to authorities yesterday to begin serving time for jewelry theft yesterday.
But thanks to her expensive lawyer and a cushy deal she'll serve her 120 days detained at home rather than going to jail, after pleading no contest to stealing a $2500 necklace from an LA jewelry store.
She was found to be in violation of her probation stemming from a 2007 drunken driving case.
The 24-year-old was booked and fitted for with an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet around 5 a.m, according to a Los Angeles Sheriff's Department news release.
She was later released to begin serving more than a month under house arrest, ending on June 29.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S DOPEY DAD MICHAEL DENIES ASSAULT

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FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan's father Michael has denied attacking his girlfriend and so called journalist Kate Major during a heated row earlier this year. Following his daughter into the dock, Lohan who is currently estranged from Lindsay is accused of abusing her and stopping her from calling 911. He pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor domestic violence battery Monday in Beverly Hills, on Major, who broke off an engagement to him last year. 
Lohan has a well-documented strained relationship with his daughter, who was at one time a movie star, and a history of arrests in New York after his ex-girlfriends accused him of harassment.
But his record goes as far back as 1990 when he was investigated for insider trading and convicted of criminal contempt of court, because he

LINDSAY LOHAN 'FRIGHTENED' OF OBSESSED STALKER

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FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan has taken out a restraining order against her last friend crazy stalker after he left chocolates at her house and sent bizarre text messages saying they are engaged.
David Corcodan, 38, has been contacting her for almost two years, court documents show, sending more then 100 texts including one describing in graphic detail having sex with the actress.
Another showed that he was in the courtroom last month when the 24-year-old actress was sentenced to 120 days in jail.
“Given this obsessive and harassing behavior, I am frightened of Mr. Cocordan and feel that my personal safety, and the safety of those around me, is in jeopardy,” Lohan said in the legal filing.
Cocordan, who police believe is a schizophrenic and is not taking