NAKED PROPOSAL SHOCK! THOMAS EDWARDS TASERED

SHOCKING

SHOCKING might be the best way to describe Thomas Edwards' attempted marriage proposal.
Because the naked 22-year-old ended up being tasered by cops after arriving at the wrong house in the middle of the night and terrifying the actual home owners.
Edwards told cops his girlfriend had instructed him to ask for her hand in the buff.
So at around 3:30am he arrived at what he thought was her Orlando, FL, home and began to take his clothes off.
Needless to say the actual homeowner was somewhat perturbed and immediately called the cops.
"Can you see what he's doing now," the dispatcher asks at one point.
"Er he's kind of walking around and taking his pants off," the confused caller reveals.
The Orlando Sentinel have the full call here. 
When officers arrived they found Edwards, who told them his name was Zim, and they told him to get dressed.

LUIS BRIONES DROVE DRUNK WHILE HAVING SEX: COPS

Luis 'The Lothario' Briones sure knows how to show a woman a good time. Cops say the 25-year-old New Mexico Casanova was driving his Ford Explorer while drunk [bad enough] and having sex with a woman at the same time. But then lusty Luis crashed the SUV near Albuquerque and his naked playmate was thrown from the vehicle. Our hero was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out. His naked
nympho suffered deep cuts to her face and head, the Albuquerque Journal said.  Not in enough trouble, George Clooney of the Burger King set tried to drive away and leave his naked pal high but probably not that dry. A witness snagged his keys from the ignition as big libido Luis tried to hide behind cactus from cops. He's charged with aggravated DWI, reckless driving and evading police.

HULK SMASH: NUDE BODYBUILDER RUBEN AZRU ATTACK

HULK SMASH!
But instead of radiation from a gamma bomb, I think we can safely put this one down to roid rage.
Cops say that naked, 300lb, bodybuilder, Ruben Azru vicously attacked a couple in their San Bernadino, CA, home.
Officers explained that the couple arrived home to find the nude muscleman on their front porch, but whe the 35-year-old husband confronted him, Azru exploded and began pummelling the guy.
Colton police Cpl. Ray Mendez told the San Bernadino Sun: "The suspect violently attacked the husband, causing major head trauma and injuries.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON HACKER PLEADS NOT GUILTY

HACKERAZZI

THE GEEKY computer hacker who targeted Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera and Mila Kunis has pleaded not guilty to cracking the e-mail accounts of some of the World's most beautiful women.
"Hackerazzi" Christopher Chaney allegedly accessed scores of saucy photos by accessing their computers, including a sexy nude shot of Johansson, which he circulated online, which we reported here.
She has since admitted they were sent to her husband Ryan Reynolds.
He also allegedly used public sources to mine data about his victims, which included both males and females, all associated with the entertainment industry, authorities said.

COPS IGNORED REBECCA ZAHAU WITNESS: FAMILY

SUICIDE?

A NEW witness who claims to have heard a 'scream for help' hours before Rebecca Zahau was found hanging in her millionaire medical moguls mansion has told her family they were ignored by cops. 

Arms and legs bound, the 32-year-old's naked body was found hanging from the balcony of the 27 bedroom Coronado, CA home known locally as Spreckles Mansion. A strange message daubed in black paint on the bedroom door read: "She saved him. Can you save her." But as we reported here her family did not agree with the cop's conclusion that she had committed suicide at 3am after hearing that her step-son Max, six, who had been injured in an accident at the mansion when she was supposed to be looking after him, was about to die.

SHACKNAI WANTS REBECCA ZAHAU SUICIDE REVIEW

"STRANGE" DEATH

CASE REOPENED

THE MEDICAL mogul who's naked girlfriend was found mysteriously hanging in his mansion has asked the California attorney general to review their findings. 
Wrists and ankles bound, Rebecca Zahau, was found hanging from the balcony of Jonah Shacknai's 27-bedroom home, known to locals in Coronado, CA as Spreckles mansion.  
A strange message daubed in black paint on the bedroom door read: "She saved him. Can you save her."  

ROBERT YACHEN LEE LOCKED NAKED EMPLOYEE IN BOX

HORRIBLE BOSS

AS bad bosses go Robert Yachen Lee certainly has to be up there. Cops say the yoghurt store owner suddenly flipped out after luring one of his employees into the stockroom, attacking and stripping her and locking her up in a box.
According to Los Angeles county prosecutors, the yogurt store employee woke up totally naked except for an adult diaper in an upstairs storage room at the Monterrey Park, CA store.
She was also bound with tape with a collar around her neck and lying face down in a box that had been placed in a soundproofed storage room."
Needless to say after she managed to free herself, she ran to a nearby optometry office for help and called the cops.
Lee is being held on $10 million bail after he was charged with kidnapping to commit rape and attempted murder.

Needless to say the employee is unlikely to go back to work.

CHRISTIAN FALERO'S NAKED STABBING SPREE, 2 DEAD

NAKED NUT

A NAKED nut has gone on a New York stabbing spree, which has seen two people killed and a further four injured, cops say.
Crazy Christian Falero, 23, allegedly stripped down and knocked on several doors in his Manhattan apartment building, hacking slashing anyone who answered.
Pensioners Ignacio Reyes-Collazo, 81 and Yigao Chen, 66,  both died during the rampage while a further  while three women, ages 60 to 85, were stabbed and a 22-year-old home attendant was punched, police said.
Survivors said he was terrified by the earthquakes.
Edwin Rivera , whose mom Isabel survived eight stab wounds told the NY Daily News:  "He was screaming: 'It's the end of the world!' He was under the influence of the earthquake. That's why he did what he did."

TEACHER DANIEL TORROLL NABBED NUDE WITH DOLL

A TWISTED TENNESSEE music teacher was marching to his own tune. Now, Daniel Torroll is going to have to face the music after he was caught performing a sex act on a doll within view of an elementary school. The 56-year-old was found naked under a bridge on school property in Spring Hill. His mambo partner was a child-like doll that had, er, holes cut into it for what purpose, we can only imagine. The erectiled educator confessed to hormone-charged

REBECCA NALEPA'S SISTER: 'IT WASN'T SUICIDE'

MURDER OR SUICIDE?

THE SISTER of a woman found hanging at a millionaire's mansion with her arms and legs bound refuses to believe that she committed suicide.
Mary Zahau-Loehner said she spoke to her sister Rebecca Zahau, also known as Rebecca Nalepa, the day before her death and she had given no impression that she intended to take her own life.
Instead they had talked about Jonah Shacknai's son, Max, who had been seriously injured, when he fell down the grand staircase of the 27-room mansion and sadly passed away Monday.

NO SEX RAP FOR KY. TEACHER WITH SEMI-NUDE STUDENT

SHE may have been caught with a semi nude 17-year-old male student in her car, but astonishingly teacher Carrie Shafer has not been charged with sex crimes. Instead the 38-year-old is facing a felony charge for custodial interference for keeping the teen after school without parental permission, according to the station. She also reportedly pleaded not guilty to unlawful transaction with a minor for providing the teen with alcohol, a misdemeanor.
Louisville Metro Police spokesperson Dwight Mitchell told WLKY: "Upon further investigation (at the time) it appeared to be some used condoms and some wet wipes were outside the vehicle that appeared to come from that vehicle at that point."
But despite initially claiming  Shafer could face a sex abuse charge - even if the

CRAZY MAN'S NAKED NEW YORK SUBWAY ANTICS

AS Cindy Adams would say in the New York Post, "Only in New York kids, only in New York." So a crazy druggie comes apart on the subway (easy enough to do) and takes his clothes off. Yells at people. Needs to be seen. And of for some reason you need to read it, the NY DAILY NEWS has more