THIRSTY THIEF TIM SNYDER BROKE IN FOR BEER

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A THIRSTY thief was so desperate for a beer that he burst into two apartments and stabbed a man with a corkscrew during his search for a brew. 

Tim Snyder, 36, walked into one Chicago apartment and headed straight for the fridge, but when he didn't find any booze he punched the owner, who had been roused from his sleep by the noisy entrance and left. 

Barging his way into the second unit he again struggled with the owner, before stabbing him in the back with a corkscrew the Sun Times reports. 

AL PACINO'S DAUGHTER COPS A PLEA FOR DWI

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EVEN the combined powers of Serpico and Michael Corleone couldn't get her out of this one.
So Al Pacino's daughter, Julie, has taken a non-criminal plea after she was busted on a DWI charge, after she was busted in New York over the summer.
Back in July, when the 21-year-old aspiring actor and director was busted: "She had bloodshot, watery eyes, slurred speech and the strong smell of alcohol on her breath," according to officer James Duffy. 
He wrote in his police report: "She admitted to drinking three beers and smoking marijuana prior to entering the checkpoint."
Tests revealed that her blood-alcohol levels was well over the legal limit. 

DEATH FOR SERIAL KILLER CREEPY ANTHONY SOWELL

"CREEPY"

SERIAL killer creepy Anthony Sowell should be sentenced to death for the vicious rapes and murders of 11 women, a jury has decided.
The twisted former marine lured his victims to his Cleveland OH, apartment promising booze and crack cocaine, but after smoking the drug himself, he turned, violently raping and beating them before strangling them to death. 
Then he buried them in his garden, but he soon ran out of room, so instead of disposing of them elsewhere, he just kept the body parts in his condo, wrapped in plastic sheets or dumped in garbage bags.
The 52-year-old didn't testify during his trial and barely offered any explanation when quizzed by cops, other than he told them he got angry if his victims told him they had children.
He said: “One thing that always made me mad was they had kids. That’s a big thing in my head.” 

SERIAL KILLER CREEPY ANTHONY SOWELL: 'I'M SORRY'

CREEPY TONY

TALK about too little, too late.
In a last desperate bid to avoid the death penalty, convicted serial killer, creepy Anthony Sowell told the court: "I'm sorry."
The 51-year-old was found guilty of luring 11 women to his Cleveland, OH apartment often with the promise of booze or crack cocaine.
But after smoking the drug he turned, repeatedly raping them and beating them to death.
When he ran out of the room to bury the body's in his back garden, he kept them lying around his apartment, causing an almighty stink in the neighborhood.
After refusing to testify during the case itself, Sowell has finally decided to speak in a bid to save himself from the death penalty.  

MOM JULIETTE DUNN FED BABY COCAINE AND BOOZE

DUMB MOM

SOME people just shouldn't be parents and Juliette Dunn is definitely one, because for some reason she thought it was a good idea to feed her 10-month-old baby cocaine and beer.
According to the Conneticut Post, the 29-year-olds from, Success Village, was sitting with pal Lisa Jefferson on a playground when another mom flagged down cops and complained that she was feeding her child beer.
Officers spotted and empty 40-ounce Steele Reserve beer on the ground next to her four-year-old son and a baby bottle that stank of booze.
According to their report witnesses told them that Jefferson told the youngster to chug the beer - and then called him an alcoholic when he finished.