Porn star Mellanie Monroe: Rap's Maino attacked me!

NEW YORK -- Porn queen Mellanie Monroe is claiming rapper Maino beat her up outside a Meatpacking district hotspot. The New York Post says that Maino -- real name Jermaine Coleman -- suddenly started beating up the sex-rated star in a parked SUV outside the Griffin nightclub.
“Everyone at their table was definitely popping bottles, ”a friendly cop told the tabloid. Monroe -- star of Interracial Cougars 2, Tappin' That White Ass 3 and Big Tit Brotha Lovers 19 among others --said she suffered leg pain.
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NO CHARGES FOR SEATTLE SUPERHERO PHOENIX JONES

HOLY justice. 
Seattle superhero Phoenix Jones lives to fight another day after officials decided not to press charges against him after he was accused of assaulting several people with pepper spray.
He claimed he was breaking up a fight outside a club, but the people claimed they were just dancing.
It seems that authorities agreed with the muscle suit wearing, 23-year-old crime fighter, who's real name is Benjamin John Francis Fodor.
City attorney Pete Holmes told the Seattle Times that his office had been unable to locate and interview two of the people pepper sprayed.

ERIC WILSON GOES CRAZY AFTER THREESOME REJECTED

INSPIRATION

ERIC 'Porn Star' Wilson takes his sex very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that he sent his girlfriend to hospital after she dared refuse having a threesome with him. Wilson, 41, sometimes called the Ron Jeremy of Indiana, now faces a charge of battery and criminal confinement. Cops say Wilson (AKA  Johnny the Wad Wilson) came home around 3:30 a.m. Monday with another woman, asking his gal pal to engage in the sexual hijinks. But his girlfriend said she threw saltpeter on the idea and told the other woman to scram.

MAD MANNY RAMIREZ BUSTED FOR SLAPPING WIFE

WHO ME?

MAD Manny Ramirez has been busted for slapping his wife, after a domestic dispute got out of hand in his South Florida bedroom. 
Cops say the 12-time All Star, who recently retired from the Tampa Bay Rays after he tested positive for a performance enhancing substance, pushed his wife and caused her to hit her head on the bed's headboard. 
She told the deputy she was afraid the situation would escalate, but Ramirez denied striking her, telling a deputy she hit her head after he shrugged her.
It's just another in an unfortunate series of incidents for the former Red Sox MVP, who helped them end their 86-year World Series curse in 2004 and then again in 2007. 

COACH JARED GALLAGHER ATTACKED PLAYER, 12, DAD

OHHHHH, BOY! Jared John Gallagher is a classic. Right out of central casting. Just look at that head. The 40-year-old teaching assistant and assistant football coach is on $100,000 bond after he: choked a player, assaulted a parent and brought a handgun to school. The Landis, North Carolina coach was arrested Thursday when he choked the kid and a parent intervened.
Gallagher was initially charged with misdemeanor child abuse, misdemeanor possession of a weapon on school grounds and misdemeanor resisting, delaying or obstructing a public officer. He was released on bond but things got tougher for him Sunday when he was charged with: felony kidnapping, felony strangulation and misdemeanor interfering with emergency communication and

GIRLS GONE WILD FOUNDER JOE FRANCIS SURRENDERS

ATTACKER?

GIRLS Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has turned himself in to cops in connection with his false imprisonment warrant.
The sleazy founder of the uber successful video chain which encourages young girls to expose themselves on camera allegedly offered to drive three women he met in a nightclub.
But rather than take them for a spin they say the franchise founder took them to his mansion although they told him they did not want to go there according to TMZ.
Then he allegedly pushed one of the women to the ground during an altercation at his home.
A friend of the girls said: "He started off all nice but when he quickly turned. They were really frightened by the end of it and they couldn't wait to get out of there. It wasn't like he took no for an answer."  

EVIL JAMES MOSS STUFFED SON IN OVEN; GETS 24 DAYS

'SADISTIC'

AN EVIL dad who stuffed his son in the oven after burning his hands on the hob will spend just 24 days behind bars for the 'sadistic' attack.  James Moss, who stands at 6ft2 and weighs over 270lbs thought his then nine-year-old son, Christopher had stolen $20 from his wallet. 

So after stripping the boy, he dragged him in the kitchen where he battered him with a spatula and heated the hobs on the stove top. 

Then when he deemed them hot enough, he forced the boys hands onto the burners and held them there until the charred skin began to peel off. He then punched the boys face and forced him into the oven, holding the door shut and threatening to burn him alive, despite the

SPACE CADET LISA NOWAK BOOTED FROM NAVY

SPACE CADET

SHE really was a space cadet - in fact she was a genuine astronaut. 
But after driving 1000 miles, wearing diapers so she wouldn't have to stop to attack her love rival, Lisa Nowak will never see the stars again after she was booted out of the Navy. 
Furious that that Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman  had started a relationship with former space shuttle pilot Bill Oefelein, a Navy commander, who she had also been seeing for two years, plotted her revenge. 
Armed with pepper spray canister found in the parking lot, a BB pistol, 4-inch hunting knife, a rubber mallet, rubber tubing, large garbage bag, she then drove to Orlando International Airport and lay in wait for her rival, who was flying in from Houston.

WEDDING NIGHT FIGHT: GROOM JOHN TWOMBLY BUSTED

DUMB GROOM

IT should have been the happiest night of his life, but instead John Twombly spent his first night as a married man behind burn, after fighting with one of his groomsman. 
Cops say he was furious when one of his groomsman, Travis Cullen, was dancing "inappropriately" with his new wife Khamla. 
So the newlywed who according to a police report "seemed very intoxicated" shoved his pal into a ceramic pillar with such force that he knocked it over. 
It fell near guest, Andrew Phipps, who just happened to be an off duty cop, who tried to subdue him.

WHAT A WEASEL? DEAD ANIMAL USED IN ASSAULT

WHAT a weasel.
Bursting into his apartment with a dead weasel under his arm, a furious man smashed another guy in the face because he thought he was sleeping with his girlfriend, cops say.
According to the police report the baffled victim spotted the carcass and asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?"
Wrongly his attacker answered: "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," before punching the man in the nose and fleeing - leaving his furry friend behind in the Hoquiam, WA apartment. 
Cops later found the suspect arguing with his girlfriend at another location but despite being at gunpoint he refused to surrender, tried to fight officers several times and held his ground until a dog unit was called in for back-up.
He was charged with assault and burglary, reckless driving without a license and resisting arrest.
He said he had found the dead animal near but police don't know why he carried it with him.

'TEEN MOM' JENELLE EVANS COURTING TROUBLE-AGAIN

CLASSY LADY

IF it's not one, it's another. Hot on the heels of the news we brought you yesterday about big, dumb Gary Shirley of "Teen Mom" fame being busted for DUI, today it's  Jenelle Evans from "Teen Mom 2" who's going to court - again.
This time it's for her involvement in a brawl that was caught on videotape.
As her friends cheered her on, she was seen scrapping it out with her one time friend Brittany Truett, after another Brittany, this time Maggard shoved her into her pal. A full on fight broke and ended with the two girls rolling around on the ground, grabbing each other's hair near her home in Oak Island, NC.
All three were arrested and charged with misdemeanor affray and disorderly conduct for fighting in a public place. She will now face trial on July 22 reports E! Online.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S DOPEY DAD MICHAEL DENIES ASSAULT

CLASSY GUY

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan's father Michael has denied attacking his girlfriend and so called journalist Kate Major during a heated row earlier this year. Following his daughter into the dock, Lohan who is currently estranged from Lindsay is accused of abusing her and stopping her from calling 911. He pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor domestic violence battery Monday in Beverly Hills, on Major, who broke off an engagement to him last year. 
Lohan has a well-documented strained relationship with his daughter, who was at one time a movie star, and a history of arrests in New York after his ex-girlfriends accused him of harassment.
But his record goes as far back as 1990 when he was investigated for insider trading and convicted of criminal contempt of court, because he

EX-KISS GUITARIST VINNIE VINCENT "SMACKED" WIFE

VIOLENT

ROCK and Roll All Nite was definitely not on the agenda in the jail cell when former Kiss guitarist Vinnie Vincent was busted for aggravated assault on his wife.
Diane Cusano, 44, accused him of hitting her in the face, throwing her to the ground and dragging her through broken glass.
Covered in blood, after she arrived at the sheriff's office in Murfreesboro,TN, officers immediately rushed her to a medical centre.
She told officers that she and Vincent, whose real name is Vinnie Cusano, began arguing over a woman he was talking to on Saturday evening.

LESS COWBELL? MISS. MAN PLEADS GUILTY TO ASSAULT

HE'S definitely not Christopher Walken, because William Brasher definitely wanted less cowbell, after being smacked with one during a college football game.