FART LED DEBORAH ANN BURNS TO STAB BOYFRIEND

EXPLOSIVE

A LITTLE gas provoked a huge explosion from Deborah Ann Burns who told cops that she stabbed her boyfriend because he "farted in her face."
The 37-year-old said she was watching TV in Immokalee, FL home, when her boyfriend Willie Butler "purposely" passed wind on her.
Cops told the Naples News, she then, "confronted him him about the fart and Willie became agitated, telling her to shut up."
The fight then allegedly moved to the kitchen.
When officers arrived they found Butler in front of his house with cuts to his abdomen and his arms.
He told them that she had grabbed a kitchen knife and chucked it at him, hitting him in the stomach and he'd left the house.

MUGSHOT MANIA! SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE FACE TAT'

ARE we missing something? It appears so. For the life of us we just can't get our heads around getting our face tattooed. If you're a crook, it's easy for cops to ID you. And academia will not embrace your thesis either...

DID DANIELLE BLANKENSHIP'S HEROIN SMOKE KILL CAT?

CAT KILLER?

A TWISTED junkie blew smack smoke at her neighbor's cat, killing it with the fumes from the powerful drug, cops say. Officer's spotted the motionless animal named Muffin, when they were called to a domestic violence call at 21-year-old Danielle Blankenship's, Boulder, CO home.    Officer Gregory Perry wrote: "The cat appeared to be unresponsive, and the cat did not move when the officer touched it.
"It could not seem to get up." 
Blankenship denied hitting Muffin, claiming she would never hurt an animal, but her boyfriend told cops she had been blowing heroin smoke into the cat's face. Animal control officers rushed the cat to the vet, where after briefly rallying, she passed away.