SHOTGUN AT TACO BELL: JEREMY COMBS GOT NO SAUCE

DUMBASS

DOUCHEBAG of the week goes to the Jeremy Combs. 
He was so annoyed that the Taco Bell server had forgotten his hot sauce that he returned to the Lee's Summit, MO, that he returned with a shotgun to complain. 
Combs admitted that he had purchased several items from the Missouri Taco Bell, only to return home to discover 'the Taco Bell employee had failed to include his…hot sauce, according to The Smoking Gun.
Taco Bell surveillance footage shows Combs in his Ford F-150 truck brandishing the weapon, police say.

Customer service: Combs was said to have become angry after discovering his order was not complete

But Combs denies threatening the employee with a gun and says the item was actually a tire iron.

HEIDI LYNN KNOWLES TRIED TO SELL SON IN TACO BELL

CRAZY

A CRAZY mom has been busted for trying to sell her three-day-old son in Taco Bell, for just $500 cops say.
Heidi Lynn Knowles, was walking around the Vancouver, WA, fast food joint trying to peddle her newborn baby boy taking bids from anywhere between $500 to $5000.
Deputies said she seemed drunk or high, but Knowles, who also goes by her married name Heidi Lynn Gasaway, insisted she had been clean of methamphetamine for over a year.
Instead her father John Knowles told KOIN TV that she may have been suffering from post partum depression, although like the baby's mother, he said he had no idea when the baby was born or who the father was.