PRISON CHOW FOR DUMB DINER ANTHONY MALABEHAR

DUMB

A DOUCHEBAG diner who repeatedly refused to pay for his meals, will have to make do with prison chow for the next three years.
Proving that there is no such thing as a free lunch, Greedy Anthony Malabehar, 47, made a habit of ordering food in restaurants and then refusing to pay.
Last month he ran up a $70 bill at the Alamo Steak house in Mattoon, IL, enjoying drinks, an appetiser and an entree.
But when it came to paying, he told bemused staff he didn't have the cash and according to the Journal Gazette & Times Courier he just sat there and waited for cops to arrive.
"He just sat there like he didn't have a care in the World," one witness revealed.

DOUCHEBAG DOG KILLER PATRICK CALEB LAND JAILED

DOG BEATER

REMEMBER this face.
This is Patrick Caleb Land, who beat not one, not two, but three of his girlfriend's dogs to death using what a judge called "callous violence."
The 25-year-old douchebag caused massive internal injuries on the dogs and prosecutors said there was also evidence that they had been suffocated.
His poor girlfriend Natasha Strain told the San Diego court that she "still cries when I think about what happened to my pets."
Deputy District Attorney Garrett Randall said Land called Strain on Sept. 20, 2010, telling her that he had come home to find Josh, her 8-year-old Golden Retriever mix, dead.

SHOTGUN AT TACO BELL: JEREMY COMBS GOT NO SAUCE

DUMBASS

DOUCHEBAG of the week goes to the Jeremy Combs. 
He was so annoyed that the Taco Bell server had forgotten his hot sauce that he returned to the Lee's Summit, MO, that he returned with a shotgun to complain. 
Combs admitted that he had purchased several items from the Missouri Taco Bell, only to return home to discover 'the Taco Bell employee had failed to include his…hot sauce, according to The Smoking Gun.
Taco Bell surveillance footage shows Combs in his Ford F-150 truck brandishing the weapon, police say.

Customer service: Combs was said to have become angry after discovering his order was not complete

But Combs denies threatening the employee with a gun and says the item was actually a tire iron.

DUMB SLOANE BRILES: 'I WAS TRYING TO KILL MY SON'

"SCREWING AROUND"

REMEMBER this idiot dad who tried to throw his seven-year-old son off a sightseeing boat because he was crying, which we reported here.
Well instead of being embarrassed or a least a little humbled by the experience, he has insisted that he didn't do anything wrong - in fact he's joking about the whole thing.
The 35-year-old told KTLA: "Yeah I was trying to kill my son. No of course I was not trying to kill my son. We were playing in the shallows.
"We were just screwing around, just horse playing. We jumped in together and thought it would be funny."
But his claims fly in the face of at least 80 fellow passengers who said that Briles was drunkenly arguing with the boy, hitting him, before tossing him over the side.