DRIVER ALLISON GIUVA TEXTED PAL: 'AH SO DRUNK'

Party girl/pisstank Allison Giuva decided she'd let the world know via text she was getting behind the wheel totally sloshed. The 20-year-old Norton, Mass. woman texted a friend to let her know she was like, TOTALLY hammered, early Saturday morning.
She wrote: "Ah so drunk gonna go home to sleep by myself because I love and only want to stay with you." Minutes later she smashed into another car and injured two people inside. Young Allison She has pleaded not guilty to charges of driving under the influence and driving to endanger. Britney Shea noticed the underage booze driving on the wrong side of the road when the

PROSECUTOR: LINDSAY LOHAN 'SHOULD GO BACK TO JAIL'

WHO ME?

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan should go back to jail, after she was booted from a women's shelter where a judge wanted her to spend most of her community service, a city prosecutor has claimed.
City attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan said he didn't know why the troubled 57-year-old star had been asked to leave said but said: "We feel that her being terminated from it is a violation."
When she sentenced for violating her probation in a 2007 drunken driving case and a misdemeanor theft case earlier this year, Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear that at least 360 of the 480 hours of service should be spent at the Downtown Women's Shelter.
Praising the Los Angeles center's mission she told the star during one hearing that she thought being at the facility would do Lohan good.

DUMB JUDGES: ACCUSED KILLER'S ROAD TRIP AND MORE

BACK in the day we used to call it Junk Justice. It didn't matter whether you were liberal or conservative, you'd just roll your eyes. Well, moronic judges have sadly not gone out of style.
STUPID JUDGE 1: A Washington state judge is letting accused killer Peggy Sue Thomas take a two-week, five state road trip before she's arraigned. Busted this summer in a 2003 cold case homicide, officials say she lured a man named Russ Douglas to his dead on Whidbey Island. Out on $500,000 bail, she asked for the road trip and, BINGO, Judge Michael 'Easy Mike' Moynihan signed off.
PEGGY SUE'S SUPER ROAD TRIP
STUPID JUDGE 2: Meet Armando Rodriguez-Benitez. The 35-year-old was pulled over by cops in Wisconsin for driving with three times the legal limit of