Pakistan cannibal brothers used boy, 3, in 'curry'

BHAKKAR DISTRICT, PAKISTAN -- Pakistan is going to outlaw cannibalism [it was LEGAL?] after two brothers were arrested for digging up more than 100 corpses and making a 'human curry.'  Cannibal brothers Mohammad Arif Ali, 35, and Mohammad Farman Ali, 30, were nabbed in April trying to make cannibalistic culinary delights. Now, "robbing graves for such purposes would see perpetrators facing a mandatory jail sentence of ten years to life, and at least seven for eating human flesh." The Ali brothers were busted again earlier this year after cops found the head of a boy, 3, in their home. On the stove was a human curry. Neighbors noticed a bad smell.
District police chief, Ameer Abdullah, said:  "Residents informed police after a stench emanated from the house of the two brothers. We raided the house on Monday morning and found the head of a young boy." MORE FROM THE DAILY MAIL

MUGSHOT MANIA: Down from the mount in handcuffs

Religious persecution? Maybe. But we do know that this wizened old traveler had a spot of trouble.

Cops: serial killer Darren Vann killed for $300, crack

GARY, INDIANA -- Accused serial killer Darren Deon Vann told cops that a hit man paid him $300 and gave him two eight balls of crack cocaine to murder an Indiana woman. So far, the suspected serial killer who preyed on sex workers in Chicago's southern suburbs has been charged with two slayings. Cops say Vann was asked to "disappear" Anith Jones, 35  -- her body was found last Saturday.
The Chicago Sun-Times said: But the document does offer a grim account of how Vann groomed Jones for weeks to build trust, lured her to a Gary home under the guise of pay-for-sex, and then strangled her with a cord.
It also details how Vann stuffed her body in a garbage can and drove it to a vacant home and hid it in the basement under a pile of teddy bears and tires.
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Alabama couple get 1,500 years in jail for child porn

FLORENCE, ALABAMA -- A twisted couple who sexually abused a young girl, produced thousands of sickening pornographic images of the child and tried to pimp her out have been sentenced to hundreds of years in prison.  Evil Patricia Ayers is sentenced to 1,590 years in prison while her hubby, Matthew Ayers, was sentenced to 750 years.
"I have been on the bench since 1998, and this is the worst case I have personally dealt with, including murders,” U.S. District Judge L. Scott Coogler told the defendants. "You robbed this child of her childhood and her soul, and a maximum sentence is the only sentence appropriate."

Superb commentary on Canada terror attack

OTTAWA -- Legendary Canadian commentator delivers an eloquent essay on the terror attack in Ottawa where a wannabe jihadi shot Cpl. Nathan Cirillo in the back. His words are applicable to Americans and freedom-loving people everywhere.

Bristol Palin fears: Brawl 'was scary and infuriating'

ANCHORAGE -- Brawling Bristol Palin said that a scrap involving her family started "when a friend got knocked out from a cheap shot" from a man who tweeted "about to get famous." 

The Alaskan beauty said that she stepped in after her sister Willow, who had challenged the man's mom, was attacked by the woman.

"A grown woman pushed my little sister," she wrote on the Patheos website, adding that she was in a car when a tearful Willow ran out to tell her what happened.

Mozart Boob Twerk Girl gets death threats

A tattooed model who became a Youtube sensation after she posted a video of her moving her breasts in sync with Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik said she has been getting death threats.

NBA Star Blake Griffin 'hit man in fight over phone'

NBA star Blake Griffin allegedly slammed a guy in a nightclub fight over the man's camera phone, Las Vegas cops said. 

The Los Angeles Clippers star got into it early Sunday morning after an exhibition game against the Denver Nuggets. 

The victim said the basketball star hit him during the scuffle, said Las Vegas Metro Police Dept spokesperson Jose Hernandez, who added that the investigation was ongoing.  

     

Roksana Sikorski plotted to kill parents; they forgive

DETROIT -- A 15-year-old girl who stabbed her kid brother and plotted to kill her parents with her older boyfriend still has their support. 

Roksana Sikorski has been charged as an adult for the attack on her 12-year-old sibling, who survived despite being stabbed in the throat.
But her mom Laurene told WDIV that she suffers from mental illness and was under the spell of 23-year-old Michael Rivera, who they had filed a statutory rape complaint against.
"I think she just thought this guy loved her and she wanted to do whatever he told her," Laurene Sikorski told the station. "She was very vulnerable and she as a mental disorder. I want to make sure she gets help."

Porn star Mellanie Monroe: Rap's Maino attacked me!

NEW YORK -- Porn queen Mellanie Monroe is claiming rapper Maino beat her up outside a Meatpacking district hotspot. The New York Post says that Maino -- real name Jermaine Coleman -- suddenly started beating up the sex-rated star in a parked SUV outside the Griffin nightclub.
“Everyone at their table was definitely popping bottles, ”a friendly cop told the tabloid. Monroe -- star of Interracial Cougars 2, Tappin' That White Ass 3 and Big Tit Brotha Lovers 19 among others --said she suffered leg pain.
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GoodFellas star suing Simpson's for identity theft

Makin' that coffee to go

HOLLYWOOD -- No, really... we're not kidding. Character actor Frank Sivero -- best known as the mumbling mobster Carbone in GoodFellas [our favourite] is suing 20th Century Fox for $250 million. Why? you might ask? Sivero, 62, is claiming that minor Simpsons character Louie is based on him. Louie is a henchman to Springfield mob kingpin Fat Tony, So: "Louie's appearance and mannerisms are strongly evocative of character actor Frank Sivero", his lawsuit says. He's even calling it identity theft and claims he lived at one time next to several Simpson's writers.

Notorious biker chief Randy Yager nabbed in Mexico

SAN DIEGO -- A notorious chieftain of the Outlaws Motorcycle Club is on ice -- likely for good. Randy Mark Yager, 58, who has spent almost two decades on the run from murder, drug and racketeering charges was captured by the U.S. Marshals in sleepy Rosarita, Mexico last weekend. His wife was killed in a shootout with cops as she tried to help her hubby escape. Yager -- described by neighbors in both Mexico and his hometown of Gary, Indiana as the type of guy who would do anything for you -- had a wild side. At one time Yager was the Outlaws kingpin in much of the Midwestern states.

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Prank bachelor party abduction ends in armed arrest

A camouflage clad bachelor party who staged a fake kidnapping on their unsuspecting groom found themselves facing real gun barrels after terrified onlookers called the cops.
Dressed in military garb the group pounded on their unsuspecting pal as he approached a supermarket in the Polish town of Ilawa, with plans to take him out for paintball.
The terrified look on their soon-to-be-wed pal's face as they shoved him into a van prompted the equally shocked shoppers to call the cops, who quickly put out an all points bulletin.
Armed with real guns, rather than their paintball equivalents, cops quickly caught up with the group, who explained the mistake.
But that didn't stop them being charged with wasting police time.
 

Actress Daniele Watts charged with lewd conduct

HOLLYWOOD -- The Django Unchained star who claimed she was detained by Los Angeles police because of racial profiling has been charged with lewd conduct.
Daniele Watts made headlines when she posted pictures of her handcuffed and crying after officers found her in a car with Brian Lucas.
The 26-year-old, who has also appeared in the TV series Partners claimed they were just kissing, while Lucas, 43, wrote that he suspected that onlookers assumed that Watts must be a prostitute because she is black and he is white.
The cops have denied any wrongdoing and said she refused to provide identification to officers.
They have also charged both with misdemeanor counts that carry potential six-month jail terms.

Lawmaker Mike Hubbard charged with of corruption

Me?? Bribes?? Never. 

Another day, another politician accused of using his position to line his own pockets.
This time, it's powerful Alabama House Speaker Mike Hubbard, who among other things stands accused of using his his position as the state's Republican Party to obtain money for his businesses, Craftmaster Printing and Network Creative Media.
The 56-year-old is also accused of voting for the 2014 General Fund Budget despite a conflict of interest, as well as soliciting and obtaining money from various companies and individuals.  
Acting Attorney General Van Davis announced the indictment Monday.
If convicted, Hubbard, who claims the charges are a result of a "political witch hunt," faces up to 20-years behind bars and a fine of up to $300,000 on each count.