KINKY COUPLE STOLE COP CAR SO THEY COULD HAVE SEX

PEARSON

PRATT BY NAME

A KINKY couple were caught in the act after stealing a cop car so they could have sex. 
Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, jumped into the unmarked police car after they saw the keys in the ignition.
But the Civic was actually part of a police sting and was armed with video GPS surveillance and had been left unlocked by Lake Worth, FL Sheriff's on purpose. 
Officers quickly caught up with Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, but when they asked them why they'd taken the car the response shocked them. 

"NAILS" NAILED: LENNY DYKSTRA BUSTED FOR DRUGS

BASEBALL legend Lenny Dykstra has been busted for drugs and for his role in an elaborate car theft scheme, cops say.
The three time All Star nicknamed "Nails" during his career is accused of being part a three man team who tried to lease high-end cars from dealers this year by providing phony information and claiming credit through a fake business called Home Free Systems. Cops also found cocaine, Ecstasy and the synthetic human growth hormone Somatropin at his San Fernando Valley home.
It's just the latest in a string of brushes with the law for the one time