THREESOME GOES BAD: JORGE DANIEL SILVA GOES MAD

MAD MAN

YOU'D think he'd be delighted that he had two women willing to have a threesome with him. 

But Jorge Daniel Silva's kinky swinging session ended in chaos when  he allegedly punched, whipped and swung a TV at his wife, because he was: "jealous."

The 22-year-old told cops that her husband "freaked out" when the three of them started kissing and started hitting her. 

She then locked herself with the other woman in a bedroom, but mad Silva smashed through the door and continued to attack, the police report said.

According to the Naples News, the wife curled up to avoid getting hit, but Silva punched her and "swung the TV like a bat." 

Dropping on her, he then grabbed a second TV set and threw it at her, the report continued and when the other woman tried to break it up Silva began fisting her too.

KINKY COUPLE STOLE COP CAR SO THEY COULD HAVE SEX

PEARSON

PRATT BY NAME

A KINKY couple were caught in the act after stealing a cop car so they could have sex. 
Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, jumped into the unmarked police car after they saw the keys in the ignition.
But the Civic was actually part of a police sting and was armed with video GPS surveillance and had been left unlocked by Lake Worth, FL Sheriff's on purpose. 
Officers quickly caught up with Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, but when they asked them why they'd taken the car the response shocked them. 

AMANDA KNOX PROSECUTOR: 'WE WILL APPEAL'

TEARS

APPEAL

THE BUNGLING, Satan obsessed, prosecutor who's case against Amanda Knox was dramatically turfed out of an Italian court yesterday, has vowed to appeal the verdict.
Giuliano Mignini's theory that British student Meredith Kercher was killed during kinky sex games with Knox and her boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito was overturned by a Perugia jury.

AMANDA KNOX NOT GUILTY: HOME TOMORROW

NOT GUILTY

AMANDA Knox has been sensationally cleared of sexually assaulting and murdering English student Meredith Kercher.
She will walk free from Capanne prison, outside Perugia, after serving four years for a crime that the appeal court ruled she did not commit.
Earlier she had told the court in fluent Italian: "I did not kill, I did not rape, I did not steal. I was not there."
Pleading with the jury, she added: "I am not who they say I am. The perversion, the violence, the lack of respect for life - I did not do the things they are saying I did." 

IRISH WOMAN DIES AFTER SEX WITH ALSATIAN DOG

FROM OUR FOREIGN FILES: Well, this certainly gives paws. An Irish woman is dead after having an allergic reaction following a sexcapade with an Alsatian dog. According to the Irish Daily Star, the woman--known only as K9LVR--met a man named Sean McDonnell online in a bestiality chat room in 2008. It's his dog and apparently, the sex was consensual. But after engaging in coitus caninus, the woman suffered the reaction and died in Limerick Hospital.
Now, McDonnell is in Limerick District Court, the dog is in custody and the world has apparently gone, barking mad. McDonnell, 57, is the first person to be tried in Ireland under legislation banning sex with animals. He could face a life sentence if guilty.

PROMISED KINKY SEX, THEN TORTURED LOVE CHEAT BEAU

HELL HATH NO FURY

SHE PROMISED him kinky sex and handcuffed him to bed, but then when Sabrina Renee Robinson had him where she wanted him she turned violent and took heavy revenge for him cheating on her. 
Smashing him in the face with the butt of a shotgun, she repeatedly threatened to kill him, and promised to "gut him like a deer." 
Needless to say, her 41-year-old fella, who later admitted his infidelity to cops, might think twice before he cheats again. 
Madera County Sheriff’s Department spokesperson Erica Stuart told