What a trip, man on week long LSD trip causes chaos

High on a week-long LSD trip, a Washington man broke into homes, stole and crashed a car and demanded a woman make him a sandwich, according to Pierce County Prosecutor's Office.
After breaking into a man's barn, wearing only one boot George Jacobson, ran off after he was threatened with dogs.
The 23-year-old then ran into a neighbour's home stole a gun and pointed it at her, before demanding she make him a sandwich.
Eating it, he told the woman he was on a "spiritual journey" and that the boot "contained his jewels."
After the woman's husband arrived home, they pair convinced Jacobson to get into their car, before dropping him to the bottom of their driveway and ordering to leave.
Jacobson now faces multiple charges, including burglary, robbery, theft of a firearm, kidnapping, vehicle prowling and criminal trespassing.  

BK BANDITS BUSTED. EMPLOYEE STOLE GETAWAY CAR

FOILED

A DASTARDLY pair of ham-burglars were left in a pickle, when a restaurant employee foiled their attempted robbery by sneaking out the back and taking their getaway car. 

Cops were easily able to ketchup with the pair, who ran into the Burger King in Stockton, CA brandashing guns and demanding cash. 

But as the two men were inside robbing the restaurant, another cashier snuck out the back where he noticed the suspects getaway car with the engine still running. 

Driving it away, he hid it round the corner and called the cops. 

Officers told CBS Sacramento that suspects Gabriel Gonzalez and Jeremy Lovitt panicked when they ran out and couldn't find the vehicle and ran into a nearby field. 

CATY & JACK PARKER'S WEDDING RINGS STOLEN

HAPPY/UNHAPPY COUPLE

THIEF

A CREEP thief snuck into a church and stole a couples wedding clothes and jewelry on the night before their big day. 
Caty and Jack Parker had been rehearsing the ceremony in the Trinity Lutheran Church in Des Moines, WA when the thin, female burglar struck. 
When they returned to their dressing room they found the bride’s bag, shoes and jewellery and the groom’s wedding ring were missing.
It contained Caty’s family heirloom jewellery was gone – but luckily her wedding dress had not been taken.

RAYMOND HARRIS PROPOSED WITH VICTIM'S RING

SMASHED

WHETHER she'll marry him now is most certainly in doubt.
Because her douchebag fiance is accused or murdering a 73-year-old former nurse and then using it to propose to her.
Convicted killer Raymond Harris, 26, allegedly smashed Virginia Perillo in a brutal beating in her Chicago, IL home, who was found by a neighbor in her garage.
But the not so bright thief left his watch at the scene and cops later matched his DNA with evidence found in Perillo's car. 
According to NBC Chicago he stole her wedding and engagement rings and took them to a party later that night in order to propose to his girlfriend.

KATHRYN LUCAS STOLE BIKE BACK: SPOTTED IT ONLINE

CLEVER

A CRAFTY student who had her bike stolen turned the tables on the thief after she spotted it posted for sale on Craigslist.
Kathryn Lucas posed as an interested buyer and then told the thief that she wanted to go on a "test ride" and then rode off home on her bike, before tipping off the cops.  
The 25-year-old University of Colorado student  had left her black Trek 1.2 road bike outside a bar on October 4. 
She told KMGH: "I came back out to get my bike to go home and my bike wasn't there."

KINKY COUPLE STOLE COP CAR SO THEY COULD HAVE SEX

PEARSON

PRATT BY NAME

A KINKY couple were caught in the act after stealing a cop car so they could have sex. 
Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, jumped into the unmarked police car after they saw the keys in the ignition.
But the Civic was actually part of a police sting and was armed with video GPS surveillance and had been left unlocked by Lake Worth, FL Sheriff's on purpose. 
Officers quickly caught up with Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, but when they asked them why they'd taken the car the response shocked them. 

I GOT YA: IPHONE APP BUSTS PICKPOCKET

iGotYa

AN BRAZEN thief has been caught on an iPhone camera after he set off a crime busting photo app called iGotYa.
The light fingered pickpocket used the traditional bump and run method to lift the smartphone from the 31-year-old woman's handbag. 
But after entering the wrong passcode into the phone, he triggered the app and it took a clear picture of him and e-mailed to her.
The savvy woman, who has not been named, recognized the shaven-headed man in the picture as the one who robbed her and passed the details on to cops who released the photo.

IDIOT TRAVIS WARD STOLE AMBULANCE AT FIRE SCENE

DUMMY

DEFINITELY one for the "Dear Stupid" file. 
This is dumbass Travis Ward who tried to steal an ambulance which parked outside the scene of a raging house fire. 
The 28-year-old idiot, told cops he was unsuprisingly high on pot at the time, when he spotted the unsupervised vehicle, which had been left running to keep it cool for anyone seeking help. 
So the idiot decided to take it. 
He got a whole two blocks, smashing into powers poles and walls during his joyride, before eventually coming to a halt.
Fortunately the ambulance wasn't needed during the blaze which started around 4am on Sunday morning at a house in Phoenix, AZ.   
Homeowner Edward Huth told KSAZ: "I heard a pop, crack in the back of the house. Some gentleman come and bang on the door said, "Get out. Get out. You’re on fire."

BROKE LINDSAY LOHAN 'CAN'T AFFORD' COUNSELING

BROKE

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan appears to have finally run out of cash.
Ordered by the court to seek counseling the 53-year-old onetime movie star's lawyer Shaun Chapman Holley told the judge she had been forced to stop because she didn't have the cash to carry on.
He said: "She was seeing someone for psychological treatment at UCLA but had to stop for financial reasons."
He added that her Screen Actors Guild coverage has lapsed due to lack of work, which meant that she had no health insurance coverage. Judge Stephanie Sautner didn't seem at all impressed with the star, although she agreed that it was unsuitable for her to go to group counseling because of the risk of her secrets being sold, she gave her 21-days to find a new therapist.

LINDSAY LOHAN: I FAILED BOOZE TEST BECAUSE OF "TEA"

MODEL CITIZEN

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan has put on her most unconvincing performance to date by claiming that she failed an alcohol test, because she was "drinking tea".
The onetime movie star has been telling pals that it wasn't beer, wine or liquor and it had nothing to do with the huge party she held the night before at her Venice Beach pad where she is under house arrest.
Instead she's been telling pals that she's been drinking kombucha tea which contains a trace amount of alcohol according to TMZ. 
After her latest court appearance she said: "I am responsible, and I'm following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system."