JARED LEE LOUGHNER 'MENTALLY INCOMPETENT'

MENTAL

GUN NUT Jared Lee Loughner who is accused of the shooting rampage which killed six people and wounded   U.S. Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, among others, has been ruled mentally incompetent to stand trial by a federal judge. U.S. District Judge Larry Burns made the decision after reading reports - which have not been made public -  by psychologist Christina Pietz and psychiatrist Matthew Carrollwho examined him during a five week stay at a federal facility.
It means his trial will be delayed indefinitely. The two were asked to determine whether Loughner understands the consequences of the case against him which has seen him plead not guilty to 49 federal charges. 

NUTTY PROFESSOR AMY BISHOP WILL FACE EXECUTION

NUTTY PROFESSOR

THE nutty professor who went on a crazy rampage, killing three fellow academics and wounding three more is to face the death penalty if Alabama prosecutors get their way. Crazy Amy Bishop, a Harvard educated neurobiologist, went nuts during a routine meeting of the biology department in the state university's, Huntsville campus.
Pulling out a 0.9mm she started with those closest to her, blasting the chairman of the department Gopi Podila and two other professor's Maria Ragland Davis and Adriel D Johnson Sr.
As the other's fled, she blasted three more people severely wounding them. Bishop’s lawyer, Roy W. Miller told The Boston Globe: "That of course does not come as any great surprise."

DID EDWARDS USE CAMPAIGN CASH TO HUSH AFFAIR?

CHEATER

RIELLE AND FRANCIS

LOVE cheat and former presidential candidate John Edwards is to be charged with using some of his campaign cash to hide his affair with mistress and mother of his child Rielle Hunter, Justice Department officials have revealed. Back in 2008 when the former senator was a front runner for the Democratic presidential nomination, Federal investigators suspect he used contributions from two wealthy donors to support her and his daughter Francis Quinn, now three. The North Carolina Democrat, who flatly denied the affair when the National Enquirer first reported it in October 2007,

'TEEN MOM' JENELLE EVANS COURTING TROUBLE-AGAIN

CLASSY LADY

IF it's not one, it's another. Hot on the heels of the news we brought you yesterday about big, dumb Gary Shirley of "Teen Mom" fame being busted for DUI, today it's  Jenelle Evans from "Teen Mom 2" who's going to court - again.
This time it's for her involvement in a brawl that was caught on videotape.
As her friends cheered her on, she was seen scrapping it out with her one time friend Brittany Truett, after another Brittany, this time Maggard shoved her into her pal. A full on fight broke and ended with the two girls rolling around on the ground, grabbing each other's hair near her home in Oak Island, NC.
All three were arrested and charged with misdemeanor affray and disorderly conduct for fighting in a public place. She will now face trial on July 22 reports E! Online.

MINI MOBSTER HENRY CHAVEZ GUILTY OF MURDER

TINY TERROR

A MINI mobster who murdered a man by blasting him in the head with three bullets has been sentenced to 30-years in the big house after pleading guilty to his crime. Diminutive and deadly dwarf Henry Chavez, 29, confessed to shooting Hamigton Luis Orozco after the pair rowed on the stoop of his Washington MD home last May.
But the tiny terror described at the time as "a little man with a big gun" by The Capital Area Regional Fugitive Task Force managed to evade justice for four months after going on the run. 
Chaves, who is just 3-foot-11 was eventually picked in El Salvador.

It's not his first encounter with the law. He was charged with drug possession and distribution in 2008, and was sentenced to 9 months in jail, reports The Examiner.

ELIZABETH SMART KIDNAPPER MITCHELL JAILED FOR LIFE

BRAVE Elizabeth Smart warned her kidnapper her would be damned to eternity during a dramatic showdown in a Utah courtroom Wednesday. Smart--now 23--was snatched from her Salt Lake City bedroom in June 2002 by Brian David Mitchell, 57. Mitchell pleaded guilty to kidnapping and sexual assault. He kept her prisoner in a sinister, remote mountain lair where she was tethered her to a cable strung between two trees. She was raped daily and sometimes four times a day. Elizabeth was also made to drink and do drugs. In

CASEY ANTHONY AFTER CAYLEE: 'HAVING A GRAND TIME'

SICK PARTY mom Casey Anthony was having the time of her life in the days after her 2-year-old daughter Caylee was seen alive. In fact, she didn't even mention it to her boyfriend or any of his p[als.
Anthony, 25, is now on trial for the murder of the little girl. The trial is being held in Clearwater, Florida. If convicted, the hard-partying princess could face the death penalty. She has pleaded not guilty and her defence team has hinted the little girl drowned which, of course, was her parents fault.
Her then boyfriend Anthony Lazzaro told the court Anthony was "Happy. Happy to see me. Having a grand old time" on

AMBER PORTWOOD BABY DADDY GARY SHIRLEY BUSTED

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

HELPFUL hint of the day: don't get pregnant when you're a teenager with piss all education, brains or life experience. What will happen, you ask? Just ask the star of MTV hit Teen Mom, Amber Portwood. The father of her baby, the corpulent yet clever Gary Shirley was arrested Tuesday for driving with a suspended licence. Cops in Indiana say they approached Big Dumb Gary's car because he and the enchanting Amber were screaming at each other inside the car--parked in front of the cop shop. Already Amber is facing domestic battery charges

ILLEGAL BUTT IMPLANT INJECTIONS LAND NJ GAL IN HOSP.

A NEW JERSEY woman has a pain in the ass--thanks to an illegal butt implant injection she received in South Carolina. According to cops, the unidentified woman got the jab at the Coconuk Boutique in Spartenburg but developed severe blood clots and is now in hospital. Police believe some of the victims of the bogus procedure might be illegal immigrants in immediate medical danger. But because they're victims, they won't be charged or deported. Officers say the woman who owns the boutique is in jail facing charges of performing and arranging medical procedures without a license. Michelle Madrid Roca is being held. She did not perform the procedures herself.

LUKE WRIGHT GUILTY IN RAPE, TORTURE OF HALF-SISTER

REMEMBER twisted Luke Wright? Well, old Luke of Buffalo, NY is just about as sick as they come. Luke was convicted of raping, torturing and sodomizing his 23-year-old mentally disabled half-sister, Laura Cummings. He was not convicted of murder but his mother, Eva Cummings was, and she's now serving a 52 years to life sentence. Cops have called the revolting case one of the most disgusting they've ever seen and admitted

RILEY CHOATE'S LAWYER SEEKS CHILD CUSTODY FILES

RILEY CHOATE'S mouthpiece is making moves to help the horrific hillbilly wiggle out of murder charges. Riley who? He's the 39-year-old Hammond, Indiana man, who along with his gal pal, Kimberly Kubina, 45, beat and tortured his son Christian Choate, 13, until he died. Let him live in a dog cage. Starved him. Beat him. Then they buried him like a dead animal under a concrete slab. Both have been charged with murder and a litany of other crimes. They have pleaded not guilty.
Now, his lawyer is seeking records relating to child

HOLE LOT O' TROUBLE AT NY DUNKIN DONUTS

THEY walked in intent on causing a hole lot of trouble as you can see here:

Cops are searching for a band of teens caught on surveillance video trashing an NYC Dunkin' Donuts in the upscale West Village.

CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL CLAIM: CAYLEE DROWNED IN POOL

PARTY-mom Casey Anthony's lawyers opened their case with the bombshell claim that her daughter Caylee drowned in a swimming pool and her grandfather covered it up. 
Her attorney, Jose Baez claimed Caylee's grandmother Cindy forgot to pull up a ladder that prevented the toddler from climbing into the pool on her own and the toddler slipped in when no one was looking. The distraught family panicked and didn't call police, he said.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S DOPEY DAD MICHAEL DENIES ASSAULT

CLASSY GUY

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan's father Michael has denied attacking his girlfriend and so called journalist Kate Major during a heated row earlier this year. Following his daughter into the dock, Lohan who is currently estranged from Lindsay is accused of abusing her and stopping her from calling 911. He pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor domestic violence battery Monday in Beverly Hills, on Major, who broke off an engagement to him last year. 
Lohan has a well-documented strained relationship with his daughter, who was at one time a movie star, and a history of arrests in New York after his ex-girlfriends accused him of harassment.
But his record goes as far back as 1990 when he was investigated for insider trading and convicted of criminal contempt of court, because he

ERIKA GALLEGO KIDNAPPED OWN GRANDCHILD: COPS

SHE was the last person they ever thought would ever take their baby, sparking sheer terror and a massive manhunt. But Ericka Gallego, 58, snatched her sleeping grandchild Ramy from her bassinet while her parents slept beside her in the their Knightsen, CA, home and then tried to pass her off as her own. 
Cops believe she had been devising the plan for weeks and even had a baby shower for the baby, who she renamed Katrina. 
Ramy’s father and Ericka's son, Rudy Gallego said he never believed