CELEBRITY JUSTICE! LINDSAY LOHAN DOES 5 HRS. IN JAIL

UPDATE: After serving just 5 hours of her 30 day jolt in the Big House, former actress Lindsay Lohan walked out of jail free as a bird. Law enforcement's reason? Jail overcrowing. Our take: LA's a company town, Lohan is a screw-up but she's Hollywood's screw-up. The Mean Girl remains, the quintessence of celebrity justice in America. LOHAN WALKS: CALIFORNIA SHOULD SINK INTO PACIFIC

LINDSAY LOHAN DID VIOLATE PROBATION: JUDGE

BUSTED..... AGAIN

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan, did violate her probation, a judge blasted yesterday, before ordering her to take her fifth mugshot in four years.  Packing punch after punch, an unimpressed Stephanie Sautner told the troubled star she had willfully got herself kicked out of the Downtown Center which helps homeless women, by refusing to show up. 
On at least nine occasions the star who clearly thinks the rules don't apply to her had failed to appear, leaving them with no option but to cancel her help. 
Sautner told her: "Probation is a gift as I see it. There is something called looking a gift horse in the mouth," before ordering to work clean up in a morgue for 16 hours between now and her next court hearing in an attempt to mitigate the current situation.

PROSECUTOR: LINDSAY LOHAN 'SHOULD GO BACK TO JAIL'

WHO ME?

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan should go back to jail, after she was booted from a women's shelter where a judge wanted her to spend most of her community service, a city prosecutor has claimed.
City attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan said he didn't know why the troubled 57-year-old star had been asked to leave said but said: "We feel that her being terminated from it is a violation."
When she sentenced for violating her probation in a 2007 drunken driving case and a misdemeanor theft case earlier this year, Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear that at least 360 of the 480 hours of service should be spent at the Downtown Women's Shelter.
Praising the Los Angeles center's mission she told the star during one hearing that she thought being at the facility would do Lohan good.