LOHAN FACING JAIL AGAIN.... MICHAEL THIS TIME

CLASSY GUY

LIKE FATHER...

THE IDIOT dad of former actress Lindsay Lohan has been banned from ever contacting his ex-girlfriend again. 

Michael Lohan, allegedly smashed his girlfriend and so called journalist, Kate Major during a violent argument late last month. 

She claimed to cops that he pushed and shoved her because she refused to perform oral sex on him. 

But after being told by a judge not to even "dream" about her, he called her. 

She immediately called the cops, who were in Major's apartment when he called back later and she put him on speakerphone. 

CELEBRITY JUSTICE! LINDSAY LOHAN DOES 5 HRS. IN JAIL

UPDATE: After serving just 5 hours of her 30 day jolt in the Big House, former actress Lindsay Lohan walked out of jail free as a bird. Law enforcement's reason? Jail overcrowing. Our take: LA's a company town, Lohan is a screw-up but she's Hollywood's screw-up. The Mean Girl remains, the quintessence of celebrity justice in America. LOHAN WALKS: CALIFORNIA SHOULD SINK INTO PACIFIC

LINDSAY LOHAN DID VIOLATE PROBATION: JUDGE

BUSTED..... AGAIN

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan, did violate her probation, a judge blasted yesterday, before ordering her to take her fifth mugshot in four years.  Packing punch after punch, an unimpressed Stephanie Sautner told the troubled star she had willfully got herself kicked out of the Downtown Center which helps homeless women, by refusing to show up. 
On at least nine occasions the star who clearly thinks the rules don't apply to her had failed to appear, leaving them with no option but to cancel her help. 
Sautner told her: "Probation is a gift as I see it. There is something called looking a gift horse in the mouth," before ordering to work clean up in a morgue for 16 hours between now and her next court hearing in an attempt to mitigate the current situation.

PROSECUTOR: LINDSAY LOHAN 'SHOULD GO BACK TO JAIL'

WHO ME?

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan should go back to jail, after she was booted from a women's shelter where a judge wanted her to spend most of her community service, a city prosecutor has claimed.
City attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan said he didn't know why the troubled 57-year-old star had been asked to leave said but said: "We feel that her being terminated from it is a violation."
When she sentenced for violating her probation in a 2007 drunken driving case and a misdemeanor theft case earlier this year, Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear that at least 360 of the 480 hours of service should be spent at the Downtown Women's Shelter.
Praising the Los Angeles center's mission she told the star during one hearing that she thought being at the facility would do Lohan good.

BROKE LINDSAY LOHAN 'CAN'T AFFORD' COUNSELING

BROKE

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan appears to have finally run out of cash.
Ordered by the court to seek counseling the 53-year-old onetime movie star's lawyer Shaun Chapman Holley told the judge she had been forced to stop because she didn't have the cash to carry on.
He said: "She was seeing someone for psychological treatment at UCLA but had to stop for financial reasons."
He added that her Screen Actors Guild coverage has lapsed due to lack of work, which meant that she had no health insurance coverage. Judge Stephanie Sautner didn't seem at all impressed with the star, although she agreed that it was unsuitable for her to go to group counseling because of the risk of her secrets being sold, she gave her 21-days to find a new therapist.

LINDSAY LOHAN 'ENJOYED' HOUSE ARREST

ENJOYED HERSELF

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan "enjoyed" being under house arrest because it kept her out of the public eye she said. The troubled party girl, who has astonishingly managed to keep her hands clean since her release said she was grateful as her cushy sentence gave her a chance to stay out of the limelight.
She spent a massive 35 days confined to her Santa Monica home monitored by ankle bracelet, instead of receiving jail time for stealing a $2500 necklace from an upmarket LA Jewelry store and violating the terms of her 2007 conviction for driving under the influence (DUI) last month.
Speaking of her celebrity justice she told Australia's 2DayFM radio station: "I enjoyed it, actually, as I was able to get a lot of work done from home, and it was very nice not to have to worry about cameras being outside."