GUMBY THIEF CHARGED WITH BURGLARY

REMEMBER when Gumby tried to rob the 7-ELEVEN, but failed because he couldn't get his gun out of his costume. Video footage here.   
Well now he's been charged with burglary - or at least Jacob Kiss, 19, the idiot who wore the costume has. 
His pal Jason Giramma, also 19, who didn't even have the gumption to don a disguise has also been charged. 
They were such bad thieves that when the costumed clown walked into the San Diego convenience store and demanded cash, the clerk thought it was a joke and ignored the life sized Claymation character, he carried on cleaning up.   

PREGNANT TEACH BRITANNY LARSON: STUDENT SEX

PREGNANT

A PREGNANT teacher has been busted for having sex with a student at a boarding school for kids with special needs. 
Brittany Larson allegedly slept with the 16-year-old boy at the Devereux Glenholme School in New Milford, CT, which caters for young people who have been diagnosed with Asperger's, ADHD, OCD, and Tourette's syndrome, between the ages of 10 and 18.
School officials are said to have learned of the allegations and contacted police, after hearing she had sex with the student, 16, on school grounds, according to the Hartford Courant.
They quickly moved in to arrest the 27-year-old, who's first child is due in mid December according to an online baby registry. 

NOT GAY BISHOP EDDIE LONG NOW ACCUSED OF FRAUD

FRAUD?

REMEMBER Eddie Long, the megachurch pastor who's definitely not gay - even though he paid off four teenage boys, rather than fight their allegations of homosexual behavior, which we reported, here.
Well now, ten former members of his New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia, GA are suing the oh so clean pastor for conspiring to defraud them out of their retirement savings.
Their saying that he used his powers as a pastor to persuade them to invest in the financially troubled City Capital Corp at investment seminars hosted by the church.
The plaintiffs said in a lawsuit that in 2009 Long invited Ephren Taylor, then CEO of the company, to speak at New Birth, where he told them they could get rich. 

PREGNANT ZURANA HORTON BLASTED SHIELDING KIDS

BLASTED

A PREGNANT mom was tragically killed as she bravely shielded her children a gunfire erupted outside a New York school yesterday. 
Zurana Horton, a mother of 13, gave her own life to protect the kids, who she'd just picked up from school after classes were dismissed about 2:35pm. 
Bullets also struck and 11-year-old and a 31-year-old woman walking out of P.S/I.S 298. 

SOFT JUDGE DOESN'T WANT GARY SAMPSON EXECUTED

SHOCK. HORROR. Those are some of the reactions to U.S. District Judge Mark L. Wolf's decision to give an admitted spree killer "another chance" by pulling his death sentence. Gary Sampson has recently been granted a new trial that will determine only if he is to be executed or receive life in prison. The repeat offender has already pleaded guilty to three murders in New Hampshire and Massachusetts over a weeklong crime spree in July 2001. Wolf told

EX BEAUTY QUEEN JULIETTE KIMOTO IN BOGUS PILL SCAM

AN UBER religious former beauty queen who ripped off seniors in a bogus diet pill scam has pleaded guilty. Juliette Kimoto, a devout Mormon and mom of six, agreed to return $220,000 in cash and assets in the settlement agreement. Her former hubby is cooling his heals in the pen for another white collar scam. The 35-year-old former Mrs. Nevada says she folded--not because she was guilty--because the feds were harassing her. The blame-skipping blonde said: "I'd never stepped foot in the company. People working there wouldn't know who I was. I was not there conspiring. If you asked me what they did there, I don't even know. I've never worked for a company other than my dad's dry cleaner." BEAUTY QUEEN SCAM ARTIST

KILLER LAWYER TOOK 'INAPPROPRIATE' PIX OF DAUGHTER

THE FAMILY of a murdered Westchester mom bludgeoned to death by her twisted lawyer husband claims Sam Friedlander was a control freak who took inappropriate pictures of their young daughter. After killing his wife, the monster murdered his two young children as they slept. Gary Perez said of his daughter Amy: "I can't see my daughter before she's buried because she's messed up so bad. And the children are cut in half. They told me not to even get clothes for them."
According to the New York Daily News: The Friedlanders were going through an ugly divorce, and friends of Sam, 50, claimed he was driven to madness because Amy belittled him and poisoned his relationship with the kids.
But Perez said that was a lie. He said Sam made his wife get an abortion, he took "inappropriate" pictures of his young daughter, he couldn't hold down a job. MORE IN THE NY DAILY NEWS

MUGSHOT MANIA! LIFE DID NOT GO AS PLANNED

THAT"S just our opinion but we can't really see that it all turned out well for our featured Friday fiend. And, if nothing else, she certainly isn't utilizing her looks.

SAFE CRACKING 'SUBWAY BANDIT' SOUGHT BY COPS

BANDIT

HE DOESN'T care about the type of bread, meat or salad because the so called 'Subway Bandit' is only after one thing - cold hard cash.
Cops say the crafty crook has repeatedly eluded detection while breaking into at least 24 North Texas Subway restaurants, including two last month on consecutive nights.
Bedford police Lt. Kirk Roberts, whose city has been hit four times since April told the Star Telegram:
"He's a real professional.”

JEFF & SANDRA WELLER 'TORTURED' ADOPTED TWINS

EVIL?

TO THEIR neighbors they looked like a kindly couple, with a large but happy family made up of kids from their marriages, included two adopted twins. 
But behind closed doors cops now say Jeff and Sandra Weller were far from nice and they've now accused them of starving and beating the 16-year-old siblings who were adopted as toddlers in California by Sandra Weller and her first husband.
According to a court document, they told cops: “for as long as they can recall, food in the home has been under lock and key, and they are fed very small amounts of food an average of once a day."
When they were caught, the Wellers forced them to take off their pants and underwear and lie on the kitchen floor while Jeff Weller beat them with a 42in wooden stick, often making them bleed.

DUMB JULIETTE DUNN ADMITS FEEDING BABY COCAINE

DUMB MOM

REMEMBER dumb Juliette Dunn, who thought it was a good idea to feed her 10-month-old baby cocaine and make her four-year-old son chug beer.
Well the mom of the year has admitted to the her idiocy, but could still face two years in jail according to a Conneticut judge.
As we reported here the 29-year-old was sitting with her pal Lisa Jefferson on a playground when another mom flagged down cops and complained that she was feeding her child beer.
Officers spotted and empty 40-ounce Steele Reserve beer on the ground next to her four-year-old son and a baby bottle that stank of booze.
According to their report witnesses told them that Jefferson told the youngster to chug the beer - and then called him an alcoholic when he finished.

PINT SIZED CROOK, BABY DAYN, MAKES A BREAK FOR IT

MEET Baby Dayn, who wants out and he's going to do whatever it takes, even though he's just one-and-a-half years old.

 

What he couldn't escape, was the crafty camera set up by his mom, who had struggled to figure out how the sneaky toddler was getting out of his crib every time she put him down for a nap. 

LIBYAN DICTATOR MOAMMAR KHADAFY DEAD! DEATH PIX!

AT LAST. Finally, Libyan dictator and international terrorist supporter Moammar Khadafy is dead. He was killed earlier today by rebel forces.  "Khadafy is dead. He is absolutely dead ... he was shot in both legs and in the head. The body will be arriving in Misratah soon," media spokesman Abdullah Berrassali told Sky News, as an image purported to show the bloodied face of Khadafy was released by AFP/Getty Images. MORE IN THE NEW YORK POST

SAM FRIEDLANDER TUCKED KIDS IN; THEN KILLED THEM

THE TWISTED lawyer who shot his pajama-clad children to death and then tucked them in was in the midst of a bitter divorce, according to the New York tabloids. Samuel Friedlander, 50, a Westchester County lawyer used a 12-gauge shotgun to commit his heinous deed on sleeping Molly, 10, and Gregory, 8. The New York State Police said: "It appears they were covered up with the bedspreads that were on their beds after they were shot." He also used a chair leg to batter his estranged wife Amy, 46, until she was dead. Then he killed himself. People who knew the lawyer did not see the tragedy coming and had no

NO PAROLE FOR NOTORIOUS ONION FIELD COP KILLER

FOR ALMOST 50 years, notorious Onion Field killer Gregory Powell has rotted in a California prison for the notorious execution-style murder of an LA cop. Now, the ancient killer--suffering from prostate cancer-- wants out. And for the 12th time, the onetime resident of death row was shot down. The case was written about by the legendary Joseph Wambaugh and made