AT LEAST for a day, 19-year-old Ann Arbor, Michigan Hummer driver Dillon Pearce is the biggest dick in America. Why, you ask? Well, the big man ran over ducklings in a McDonald's parking lot. According to cops, Dillon The Dick was waiting for his order at the drive-through when a passenger got out and tried to pick up one of the fuzzy little ducklings that were walking in the parking lot with their mom.
The ducklings are regulars at the McDonald's and employees told the man to stop. Dillon, slighted, took matters into his own hands and ran over the ducklings on purpose, killing at least four of the birds.
Cops were called and the biggest prick in America was arrested.
"I think it sounds like a typical Hummer owner to me," said Catherine Wagner,