MUGSHOT MANIA: THIS? I GOT IT AFTER MY PHD. AT MIT

Is that the Black Power fist on buddy's forehead? We're really not sure my guess he was inspired by his studies of Einstein's Theory.

MOM YANIRA MALDONADO FREED FROM MEXICAN JAIL

UPDATE: The Arizona mother of triplets who was held in a Mexican jail on trumped up drug charges in now a free woman. A Mexican court released Yanira Maldonado Thursday night after cops had accused her of trying to smuggle 12 lbs. of marijuana into the country under a bus seat. But the Mormon mum of seven denied the charges as she was held in a harsh Mexican jail. The court determined there was not enough evidence.
Video showing Maldonado and her husband Gary revealed there was no way she could have

DRUG MULE GRAN, FIOR DALIZA GARCIA WHEELY STUPID

WHEELY STUPID

A DRUG smuggling granny's wheely bad plan was easily smoked out by eagle eyed custom's inspectors who spotted her suspicious wheelchair.
Fior Daliza Garcia rolled off a Jet Blue flight from the Dominican Republic with both heroin and cocaine concealed in her chair.
Customs and Border Protection inspectors said she appeared nervous when they questioned her and they also noted her wheelchair appeared to be freshly painted.
Escorted into a private room her cases came up clean, but then inspectors turned their attention to the wheelchair.  
In a complaint filed at Brooklyn Federal Court, Special Agent Edward Romero "During the subsequent search CBP officers lifted the wheelchair and noticed it was unusually heavy and flimsy."
According to the Daily News they then found the stash in the body of the wheelchair.
Garcia, a grandmother from Boston allegedly then confessed she was going to be paid $12,000 for smuggling the drugs.

BLOOD-SOAKED OSCAR PISTORIUS CRIME SCENE PHOTO

New shocking photos have emerged of the grisly crime scene where 'Blade Runner' Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend to death. Sky News has the image that shows the blood-soaked bathroom floor of Pistorius' Pretoria mansion where pretty Reeva Steenkamp was shot four times.
 Blood smears the floor where the Paralympian dragged her body. Crime scene markers indicate the where the bullets entered.
But according to the Daily Mirror the sickening images seem to

PEDOPHILE TOT TEACHER DAVID PAUL MOE "GUILTY"

PERVERT

A PEDOPHILE pre-school teacher who had one of the biggest child porn collections in U.S history has pled guilty to distributing his filthy collection.
Twisted David Paul Moe, left investigators stunned at the size of his collection, which featured young naked or partially nude young girls in sexually provocative poses, according to court documents.
On one of the hundreds of CD's they found in his home, Homeland Security officers revealed they found 4100 sickening images.
But that was just the tip of the iceberg for the 46-year-old, who for 18-years taught and directed before and after school programs at the Paddington Pre-School in Denver CO.
After snaring in a sting operation, officers also took six portable hard drives and two desktop computers, which adds up to more than six

NO RULING ON CASEY ANTHONY BANKRUPTCY

BANKRUPT

THE CASEY Anthony saga continued yesterday when a judge withheld his ruling on defamation lawsuits brought against her. 

The notorious 24-year-old, who was controversially acquitted of murdering her daughter Caylee last year, had tried to stave off any payments by filing for bankruptcy. 

They include Zenaida Gonzalez, who claims her reputation was damaged, when Anthony falsely claiming that a similarly named nanny kidnapped Caylee.  

Meter reader, Roy Kronk, who found the tot's body also claims he was wrongly implicated in her death and that his standing has been damaged as a result. 

Anthony did not attend the hearing, again choosing to remain in hiding, where she has been since being cleared of the murder, a verdict which even trial judge, Belvin Perry said, caused him to be, "surprised, shocked and in disbelief." 

BODY OF MISSOURI MOM JACQUE SUE WALLER FOUND

A two-year search for missing Missouri mother of triplets Jacque Sue Waller has ended in heartache. Cops say the pretty blonde 39-year-old's remains were discovered Wednesday.
Waller was last seen on June 1, 2011 shortly after she attended a meeting with her estranged husband, James "Clay" Waller to discuss their impending divorce. Her SUV was later found abandoned by the side of the highway near Fruitland, MO. -- several miles away from her house.

MUGSHOT MANIA: STAR OF THAT '70S SHOW BUSTED

No, really. That's quite the 'fro and our geeky burrhead looks like he would be right at home as a cast member of the beloved sitcom. Our guess? Stealing from the comics shop.

LUIS BRIONES DROVE DRUNK WHILE HAVING SEX: COPS

Luis 'The Lothario' Briones sure knows how to show a woman a good time. Cops say the 25-year-old New Mexico Casanova was driving his Ford Explorer while drunk [bad enough] and having sex with a woman at the same time. But then lusty Luis crashed the SUV near Albuquerque and his naked playmate was thrown from the vehicle. Our hero was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out. His naked
nympho suffered deep cuts to her face and head, the Albuquerque Journal said.  Not in enough trouble, George Clooney of the Burger King set tried to drive away and leave his naked pal high but probably not that dry. A witness snagged his keys from the ignition as big libido Luis tried to hide behind cactus from cops. He's charged with aggravated DWI, reckless driving and evading police.

BEYONCE TERRIFIED OF CRAZED UK STALKER

Security has been beefed up for Beyoncé’s concert in England amid fears a crazed stalker could cause the singer harm, The London Sun reports.  Staff at Twickenham Stadium in suburban London have been warned to be on the lookout for fan Bassey Essien when Beyoncé headlines the Sound of Change concert this Saturday.  The Sun said the sultry superstar has been sent a series of twisted, threatening letters. The paper added that Essien has already been cautioned to stay away from the 31-year-old singer.

PALS PLOTTED W. VA. MURDER OF SKYLAR NEESE

KILLER RACHEL SHOAF

MURDERED SKYLAR NEESE

They were supposed to be Skylar Neese's friends but in a bizarre murder that has stunned the small West Virginia town they called, a sinister plot has unraveled. For nearly nine months people around Star City saw the ubiquitous posters of the missing honors student. 
Skylar vanished July 6, 2012, when she sneaked out of her bedroom window. Surveillance video

BK BANDITS BUSTED. EMPLOYEE STOLE GETAWAY CAR

FOILED

A DASTARDLY pair of ham-burglars were left in a pickle, when a restaurant employee foiled their attempted robbery by sneaking out the back and taking their getaway car. 

Cops were easily able to ketchup with the pair, who ran into the Burger King in Stockton, CA brandashing guns and demanding cash. 

But as the two men were inside robbing the restaurant, another cashier snuck out the back where he noticed the suspects getaway car with the engine still running. 

Driving it away, he hid it round the corner and called the cops. 

Officers told CBS Sacramento that suspects Gabriel Gonzalez and Jeremy Lovitt panicked when they ran out and couldn't find the vehicle and ran into a nearby field. 

COPS COMB KENTUCKY FOR KILLERS OF JASON ELLIS

Police in Kentucky are scouring the Bluegrass State searching for the killers of Officer Jason Ellis who was murdered in a cowardly weekend ambush. Kentucky State Police and the Bardstown Police Department continue to investigate the death of Ellis, 33, who was found shot dead in his cruiser near Saturday morning. Detectives believe Ellis was ambushed as he cleared debris from the road in front of him. More in The Kentucky Post

MUGSHOT MADNESS: MASON REECE'S BROTHER BUSTED!

Yes, it's true... beloved Life cereal kid Mason Reece -- now an adult curiosity -- is said to be heartbroken over the arrest of his younger brother Reece Reece.
Mason had hoped to kickstart his flagging career with a role in The Hobbit but alas, it's back to the convention circuit.

STEPHANIE MIKLES HAD SEX WITH FAMILY DOG: COPS

Stephanie Mikles' alleged canine capers are giving Maryland cops paws. The 45-year-old special needs teacher for Hartford County Schools was arrested for having sex with her family dog. Detectives discovered photos and video of the blonde sex hound engaging in sexual antics with the dog during a month-long period.

The Daily Mail reports that she was hired in 2009 and is on administrative leave. Children's services launched a probe in Mikles in 2012 on an entirely different matter. But when they

JUSTIN BIEBER TERRIFIED OF NFL STAR'S WRATH

Justin Bieber wasn’t quite so tough when confronted by former NFL star Keyshawn Johnson about his deadly driving habits, TMZ reports. The gossip website said Johnson had become so fed up with the petulant pop star he tried to confront him but Bieber ran away “like a scared child”, eyewitnesses told the site.
 Johnson apparently had just left a party Monday evening inside the exclusive gated community in posh Calabasas — he also had his child in the car — when Bieber raced by in his Ferrari at high speed. The grid great was furious and felt someone could have been killed. He took his child home then chased Bieber in his Prius. Johnson then blocked the teen heartthrob’s Ferrari and

DEADLINE DAY FOR TORONTO MAYOR FORD

THEY'VE done it.
Gawker have raised the $200,000 fee for the alleged video of Toronto mayor Rob Ford with their extremely well executed CrackStarter campaign.

GHOST CAMCORDER CATCHES MOM & SON INCEST

HE set up the camera to catch ghosts, but he reviewed the footage, he found something altogether more shocking - his girlfriend, sleeping with her own 16-year old son.
After months of strange noises and bumps in the night, the man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, decided to search for definitive evidence of the supernatural in his old home in Hobart, Australia.
So he began recording parts of the house overnight, analysing the footage each day for ghostly figures.
But then one day he forgot to switch the machine off, when he set off for work.

SON BUSTED FOR STEALING MOMMA'S POP TARTS

DON'T be stealing Momma's pop tarts!
She love's her toasted treats, so much so, that when Latasha Renee Love, discovered her teenage son had pilfered a box, she called the cops.
The 37-year-old was allegedly furious with the youngster, who officers say has had discipline issues in the past, that rather than reprimand him at her Charlotte, NC home, she called in the cops.
CMPD detective Keith Way told WCNC: "I see a lot of parents who have a problem with their children. It become's really desperate. I think at this particular time the best choice was made."
The youth has now been charged with misdemeanour larceny and will go to juvenile court, something his neighbours find hilarious.
One, Fred Patrick told reporters: "He seems real nice to me. I mean, he's real respectful."
Latasha however, was less than polite, hurling an obscenity, before disappearing inside her home.

MUGSHOT MOVIE MADNESS: GRILLS IN THE MIST

OK, we admit it: We don't get grills. But before embarking on his Fulbright Scholarship, this gentleman thought it a championship idea to show those foreigners a little American style and ingenuity.

CAROLINA KEITHS LIVED WITH 80 ROTTING ANIMALS

A twisted trio of South Carolina women were living with more than 80 dead and rotting animals -- including dogs, cats, birds, ferrets and shockingly even a baby deer. Rebecca Keith, 58, and daughters, Amanda Keith, 33, and Sara Keith, 31, of Laurens, South Carolina, were arrested at their home after police made the gruesome discovery.  Authorities said the home was a veritable gumbo of filth and stomach-churning sights and smells, including feces covering the floor, flies and maggots all over the fridge and freezer, not to mention the dead animals. 

MORMON MOM'S MALDONADO'S MEXICO FRAME-UP

Mormon mom of seven Yanira Maldonado and her family are claiming she was framed trying to bring marijuana into Mexico. Now, the Arizona woman is living her worst nightmare rotting in a Mexican jail. Her family says that the reefer was discovered under her seat on a commercial bust -- but it wasn't her's.
Her daughter Anna Soto told FOX 10: "If you would've known my mom, if you would've met her — you would know she had nothing to do with it."
Soto added that when she spoke with her mother: "She started crying and...she's like, 'I have faith that people will help us, that we will get out of this together as a family'."

TIARA MONIQUE GARNESS SINGS A SAD THONG

NOT EXACTLY AS SHOWN

Thong sung blue indeed. Cops in South Carolina arrested Tiara Monique Garness, 22, for wearing a thong bikini on one of the beaches. She was charged with indecent exposure. A bizarre law snared her because her buttocks weren't covered. Sometimes, as they say, the law is an ass.

AMERICAN IDOL PISS-UP ENDS IN KNIFE FIGHT

A New Hampshire couple hit a sour note after stabbing each other in a musical tit for tat over the results on American Idol, cops say. In a boozed-up brawl that would have had Nicki Minaj blushing, Gregory Stambaugh, 57, and Karen Elaine Harrelson, 48, were hammered and watching the singing contest when they disagreed over whether Candice Glover or Kree Harrison should win the 12th season finale. One or the other -- cops aren't sure -- went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife and stabbed the other one. The first victim then stabbed the stabbed. The two music lovers blamed each other, according to FOX 43.  Stambaugh had a puncture wound on his forearm while Harrelson had scratches on her fingers and a laceration on her wrist. They're charged with aggravated and simple assault.

MUGSHOT MADNESS: CAPONE MOLL FINALLY PINCHED

So, I said to Capone: "What are you doin' with that broad? I'll show you a real good time Al. You'll think you've died and are back in O'Bannion's garage with a gat in your hand."

SAPPHIC SAGA. KATYLIN HUNT GOES TO COURT

HUNT

LESBE taking this to court, announced Kaitlyn Hunt, after rejecting a plea deal from Florida prosecutors  who have charged her with having a same sex relationship with a 15-year-old. 

The 18-year-old, maintains the relationship with the younger student at her school was consensual and therefore she should not face any charges.  

Her attorney Julia Graves said: "This is a situation of two teens, who happen to be of the same sex involved in a relationship. If this case involved a boy and girl there would be no media attention."   

The sapphic saga began two-years ago when Hunt was expelled from her high school in Sebastian, FL  and was arrested and charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious battery of a child

DEATH PENALTY FOR ARIEL CASTRO 'UNLIKELY'

"Fiendish"

THE chances of "fiendish" kidnapper Ariel Castro facing the death penalty are "Vanishingly small," legal experts have revealed.
There have been repeated calls for the former bus driver who allegedly subjected Amanda Berry, Gina De Jesus and Michelle Knight to almost a decade of terror to pay with his life, if convicted of his terrible crimes.
Cops say that after snatching the women, who were in their late teens or early twenties, he chained them in the basement of his run down Cleveland home, using them as his personal sex slaves.

MUGSHOT MADNESS: AFTER OXFORD, SKY WAS THE LIMIT

And yes, Mugshot Madness is back too! After graduating from Harvard, he was recruited into government. Treasury we think. Enjoys polo on weekends.

AMANDA BYNES: KINKY COP "SLAPPED MY VAGINA"

Batshit crazy former actress Amanda Bynes is bizarrely blasting her drug charges as "all lies" and claims a kinky cop "slapped my vagina."
The troubled starlet let loose after being busted Thursday for allegedly bouncing a bong onto a busy New York street from her apartment.
According to the New York Daily News Bynes said: “Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies.  I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal.”

SWISS CREEP RAN GLOBAL BESTIALITY PORN RING

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DID YOU MISS US? CRIME SCENE USA IS BACK

Well, it's been quite a while but now that we're out of prison, Crime Scene USA is returning to the battleground of madness and mayhem. Starting Tuesday we'll be back with a plethora of pimps, podunks and the whole range of modern monsters. We'll see you then!