Emmet Kelly weeps! Scary clowns terrorize California town
Scary clowns are terrorizing a small town in California's San Joaquin Valley where cops have been called out numerous times in the past week.
CLOWN CATASTROPHE
PISSED! Pee bombers target Texas students
Jeep-driving pee-bombers have been throwing urine at women in Austin, cops said. The ominous looking black vehicle pulled up alongside the college age women and fired the urine filled bottles at their victims. LIKE, TOTALLY PISSED
Teacher Nicole Dufault's oral sex video blackmail
Ms. Dufault [call me Nicole] knows how to P.A.R.T.Y. A New Jersey high school teacher may have been blackmailed with a raunchy video showing her giving oral sex to a 15-year-old student while another filmed the action, according to her lawyer. SCHOOL CAN BE FUN
TUESDAY
CROOKED MAYOR OF CHARLOTTE
The fat cat former mayor of Charlotte who prosecutors say accepted nearly $50,000 in bribes is to be sentenced in his federal corruption case. CROOKED PAT
WEDNESDAY
Brother of Holly Bobo murder suspect raped her: Cops
The brother of the prime suspect in the Holly Bobo murder case has been indicted and charged with raping the 20-year-old nursing student, authorities said. HOLLY BOBO CASE
THURSDAY
Playboy model Krista Boseley, sugar daddy busted with dope
A wannabe Playboy model has been busted with 100 pounds of MDMA powder and a whopping 50,000 Ecstasy pills. Krista Boseley, 30, and her possible 61-year-old sugar daddy, Gilles Lapointe, were pinched when their private jet landed in Orange County. PLAYBOY PRETTY PINCHED
Man who murdered Stringbean and wife gets parole
The killer who murdered beloved Hee Haw and country music star David (Stringbean) Akeman and his wife, Estelle, in 1973 has finally been granted parole. A Tennessee Board of Parole panel released John A. Brown after almost 40 years in jail. SHOULD HAVE STRING-ED HIM UP
FRIDAY
Teaching temptress Debra Lafave gets break
Party teacher par excellence Debra Lafave will soon have her probation ended for the notorious sexual romps she had with a 14-year-old student. The Florida Supreme Court ruled in the teacher temptress' favor in her bid to cut the sentence short. DIRTY DEBBIE