PORN POOH BAH OFFERS AMANDA KNOX ROLE

PARTY girl Amanda Knox--recently sprung from an Italian prison after being acquitted in the sex game slaying of her roommate--has a new job offer. From porn pooh bah Steve Hirsch, the mega millionaire behind Vivid Entertainment--one of the world's largest porn producers. However, there is a twist: the offer includes cash but no sex. Huh? Hirsch tells TMZ: "We would like to offer her the opportunity to be our vivid.com spokesperson and represent the studio at trade and retail events. This would involve no nudity or sex.  Of course we would welcome talking to her if she

SICK SAILOR ERIC GILFORD MURDERED PREGNANT WIFE

KRISTINE Courtney Gilford was through with her husband Eric Gilford. He had a history of psychological problems and was erratic so she took her 4-year-old daughter and left him. The U.S. Navy recruiter begged her to come back to him. She refused.
Eric Gilford then took a knife and stabbed his pregnant wife 16 times as their little girl--it was her birthday-- watched in horror. Yesterday, Eric Gilford, a shipwreck of a man was sentenced to 100 years in prison for the sickening crime. DuPage (Illinois) County Judge Kathryn Creswell told the sick sailor: “It is impossible to imagine the anguish this young mother felt as she gasped for her last breath as her 4-year-old daughter looked on."

CANNIBAL IN RED OMAIMA NELSON DENIED PAROLE

WELL, that's a relief. A convicted cannibal has had her bid for parole torpedoed. Omaima Nelson who told headshrinkers she was dressed in a red hat, red heels and red lipstick when she went into a 12-hour dismemberment trance. Oh. Next, she killed her husband William E. Nelson, 56, during Thanksgiving 1991, cut him into pieces, boiled his head, fried his hands...and then ate his ribs which were drenched in barbecue sauce. The Egyptian born beauty, a former model, will be unable to apply for parole until 2026. The crime

MUGSHOT MANIA! JUST SMILE, SMILE, SMILE...

THERE are few things as important in life as a positive attitude and the man in this mugshot is a perfect illustration. You're in jail, why be down? A nice smile is even easier than frowning. We salute him!

CHARLES HENRY TEAL: 'HE BEGGED ME TO SHOOT HIM'

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A MAN accused of shooting his best pal in the head has told cops: "he begged me to shoot him." Charles Henry Teal, 26, told cops he shot Jeffery Scott Bension, 39, in a mercy killing after his pal told him he had terminal cancer. In the affidavit he said that his pal had begged him for several minutes to kill him, before he pulled the shotgun trigger and blasted him in the side of the head. Cops said the two men were friends and had just moved in together after they met in a bar. According to KVAL Bension's body was found near the remote spot near Roseburg, OR, where the shooting took place, by a hunter. It has yet to be established whether he had terminal cancer, but friends told the station that they had always got along well and could not imagine any other motive for the killing.

CADAVER DOGS SEARCH ARUBA FOR ROBYN GARDNER

SEARCH CONTINUES

THE SEARCH for missing beauty Robyn Gardner was ramped up yesterday when a team of cadaver dogs searched through cactus and brush on the gorgeous holiday isle of Aruba.
The 35-year-old has been missing since early August, when her boyfriend and prime suspect Gary Giordano reported her missing, but to date no body has been found.
He has denied wrongdoing and said Gardner was swept out to sea while they were snorkeling off the southern tip of the island.
But it subsequently emerged that the 51-year-old described by the island's solicitor general Taco Stein as "a mean bastard" had a $1.5 million life insurance policy her.

YOU'RE LATE: SANDRA JARRETT PULLS GUN ON UPS MAN

"ANGRY"

A FURIOUS customer pulled a gun on a late UPS driver and told him he couldn't leave until she spoke with his supervisor.
Angry Sandra Jarrett was mad that the package which her husband claimed held "valuable jewels" she'd left in a hotel on vacation and arranged to have sent back to her Minnetonka, Minnespta home.
When they arrived days after she'd been expecting them the cranky 61-year-old told the driver she wanted his supervisor's number, so she could complain. But when he tried to go, she got her bolt action .22 rifle and told him he "was not leaving and that he doesn't miss."  
Her husband told Fox 9 that "she keeps it for shooting squirrels in the backyard."
He added that she only wanted the delivery driver to wait until the

I GOT YA: IPHONE APP BUSTS PICKPOCKET

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AN BRAZEN thief has been caught on an iPhone camera after he set off a crime busting photo app called iGotYa.
The light fingered pickpocket used the traditional bump and run method to lift the smartphone from the 31-year-old woman's handbag. 
But after entering the wrong passcode into the phone, he triggered the app and it took a clear picture of him and e-mailed to her.
The savvy woman, who has not been named, recognized the shaven-headed man in the picture as the one who robbed her and passed the details on to cops who released the photo.

LISA IRWIN'S PARENTS: 'PLEASE BRING HER HOME'

'PLEASE BRING HER HOME'

THE DISTRAUGHT parents of 10-month-old Lisa Irwin, who was snatched from her crib on Monday night are pleading with her kidnapper to "please bring her home."
Deborah Brandley, who cops have described as "cooperative" begged her daughter's abductor to drop her off somewhere and for the public to provide tips.
She told KCTV: "We just want our baby back. Please bring her home. Our two other boys are waiting for her. Please. Drop her off anywhere, we don't care, just somewhere safe. Where she can come home, please."