Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Black Widow Michele Williams killed hubby for ca$h

Happier times: Michele Williams pictured with her third husband, Gregory, on their wedding day - years before the 40-year-old man was found shot in the headFORT WORTH, TEXAS -- A Texas jury has convicted the 45-year-old MILF dubbed the 'Black Widow of Keller' of murdering her wealthy husband for $800,000 in insurance money.  Prosecutors claimed that Michele Williams desperately tried to frame someone else for the 2011 murder of her husband Greg Williams in their posh Fort Worth mansion.  She also tried to make her hubby's death look like a suicide. The jury deliberated for most of the day and when the verdict was read, the cold-hearted killer broke down in tears.

Lawyer Rosanna Heinrichs orders pizza pie; gets DUI

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY --Boozing, driving and ordering a pizza took multi-tasking too far for a pretty brunette lawyer. Cops in Kentucky say legal lovely Rosanna Heinrichs, 27, was swerving and driving in the wee hours of the morning. When cops pulled  'Hottie' Heinrichs over, the civil litigation whiz reeked of booze and sported tell-tale "glossy eyes."
The babe-a-licious barrister confessed to cops she had drank a bottle of beer and half a bottle of wine. Domino's Pizza was on her web browser and she admitted she had been trying to order a pie.
Heinrichs was arrested and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs and shit with a communications device violation.

Heidi Fleiss' ex-lesbian lover sues over parrot poo

LOS ANGELES -- Notorious Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss is telling her lesbian lover to flock off. It seems Fleiss -- who entertained Tinseltown luminaries like Charlie Sheen in her day -- has turned her birds loose on gal pal Judy Bailey-Savage. In a she said-she said battle, Bailey-Savage is claiming that Fleiss' pet parrots have destroyed her home, ripping wood and drywall, eating doors and cabinets. Oh, and they pooed all over the place.
Judge, jury and executioner Judy said in her lawsuit: "I am unable to enter the residence to have a contractor give me an estimate  because I am attacked by birds.  I have been bitten on several occasions."

MUGSHOT MANIA! Phil Donahue hits hard times

Yes, the mighty have indeed fallen. It wasn't that long ago that Phil Donahue ruled the daytime airwaves. Now look at him. Sad indeed.

Sex romps with dirty dentist caused hair growth

HOUSTON, TEXAS -- The former secretary for an allegedly twisted Texas dentist says the tooth of the matter is that if she didn't have sex with him he would ruin her. Not only that, Jamie O'Brien's lawsuit said that the dirty dentist, Dr. Jody D. Cremer [really] allegedly recorded the secret trysts while he did the fillings. These sex sessions caused her to grow what she called "unsightly body hair" when the testosterone gel he used to juice his "little erect penis" rubbed off on her.

Donald Trump retweets serial killers after prank

Real estate mogul Donald Trump didn't look too bright after he retweeted a picture of a fan's "parents" which turned out to be British serial killers Fred and Rose West.
Responding to a seemingly innocent request from @feckhead aka Philip Bradbury, he posted a tweet of the "deceased parents" who were "huge fans."

The picture was of the British couple who tortured, raped and murdered numerous victims in their Gloucester home. 
Needless to say Trump was mercilessly mocked by others who picked up on his mistake. 

Porn star Sasha Pain easing Henderson's pain

ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI -- Porn star turned human rights activist Sasha Pain is, uh, putting her money where her mouth is. The webcam queen and two pals drove for 34 hours straight from San Francisco to Henderson -- scene of the police shooting of Michael Brown and deadly rioting. Apparently, the world does indeed need more love, love, love...
"I want people who follow me to have to see it," Pain told the Riverfront Times. "This isn't something that happened to me or in my town, but it's something that happened to a citizen of my country and a son to somebody. That's enough for me to be here. This is what people need to focus on."
Indeed, the star of Real Slut Party 9 and Teen Babysitters 14 says the protests are "peaceful" and "creative."

'Fatal Attraction' poisoner doc gets 10 years

HOUSTON, TEXAS -- A cancer researcher whose affair with a colleague turned into a "fatal attraction" when she laced his coffee with a sweet tasting chemical found in anti-freeze was sentenced to 10-years behind bars.   Breast cancer doctor, Dr. Ana Maria Gonzalez-Angulo was furious that her colleague at Houston's Texas Medical Center, Dr. George Blumenschein had spurned her for his long time live in girlfriend Evette Toney, prosecutors said.
So she poisoned him with ethylene glycol.
During the trial it emerged that Gonzalez-Angulo had lied about being attacked outside her home, in a bid to get Blumenschein to leave his girlfriend, with whom he was planning to start a family.

Real Estate Agent Beverly Carter's body found

LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS -- The body missing real estate agent Beverly Carter has been found in a shallow grave, cops said.
The popular businesswoman went missing after she was supposed to meet an unknown client at a house in her hometown of Little Rock, Ark.
Cops captured prime suspect Arron Lewis Monday but although he admitted to kidnapping Carter after 12-hours of questioning he would not divulge her whereabouts, they said.
However, they have now discovered her remains on a property in Cabot, Ark.  
Lewis' charges will now be ammended to capital murder according to a statement from Pulaski County Sheriff's Office spokesman Lt. Carl Minden.

The new Don Corleone? Meet Frederick Sowell

Watch out Don Corleone.
It's safe to say that teenage carjacker Frederick Sowell did not think through his crime which he decided to carry it out in broad daylight - in a cemetery.
The 18-year-old genius leapt into the running car at the Mount St. Benedict Cemetery in Hartford, Conn. when Anne-Marie Rabbett got out to fetch water for flowers.
He failed to notice the 86-year-old passenger, who managed to jump from the car as he pulled away. She was relatively unscathed.

Zunich had sex with foster dad; then murdered mom

WILLOUGHBY HILLS, OHIO -- A teenager terror who slaughtered her sleeping foster mother with a frenzied knife attack at the behest of her foster father with whom she was having a torrid affair, has been sentenced to life in prison.
"The gruesome, shocking, revolting nature of this crime ranks among the worst I have ever seen in my many years on this bench," Judge Richard Collins Jr. said in a video taken by WKYC-TV.
Sabrina Zunich was just 17 when she slashed 41-year-old Lisa Knoefel 178 times with a 10 inch blade as she lay asleep in their Willoughby Hills, Ohio home, according to Cleveland's newsnet five.