Friday, October 31, 2014

Bus driver 'caught whacking off by student'

He should have been coming and going NOT cumming and going!
A bus driver who was caught beating off behind the wheel as he took a 14-year-old boy to school has been jailed.
Robert Bertart, 60, was allegedly caught in the act when the lone teen looked at a large mirror aimed at the driver's lap and saw his exposed genitals, according to WABC.
"The student is very credible, old enough to understand what was going on," Rampopo Police Lt. Mark Emma told the station.
Bertart has not been fired by the Vel Coach Company and charged with public lewdness and endangering the welfare of a child.  

Cops: 'Killer had sex with corpse, went for haircut'

He brutally murdered his roommate and had sex with her with her corpse, before going for a haircut, cops said.
Cops picked up Bryan Santana as he had his locks chopped at an Orlando Barber shop, just hours after he committed his sickening crime.
The 20-year-old had earlier strangled and stabbed Walt Disney World trainer Shelby Fazio in the neck.
After another roommate spotted some of the 23-year-olds blood smeared on their shared hallway, Santana pepper sprayed him and tried to stab him, but he was able to get away, cops said.  

Death penalty sought for 'cop killer' Eric Frein

Prosecutors will seek the death penalty in the case against accused cop killer Eric Frein after cops finally caught up with him almost six weeks on the run in the Pocono Mountaints.
U.S. marshals busted the self taught survivalists in an abandoned airline hangar, reportedly with a handgun and sniper. He gave up without a fight.
"Now he will face justice," Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Corbett said, adding that he would seek the death penalty.
Frein now faces multiple charges in relation to the killing of State Police Cpl. Bryon Dickson and wounding Trooper Alex Douglas in an ambush on the Blooming Grove barracks on Sept. 12.
They included first-degree murder, homicide of a law enforcement officer, attempted murder and possession of weapons of mass destruction.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Porn queen Lola Taylor gang-raped by Russian thugs

MOSCOW-- Two Russian thugs who raped porn queen Lola Taylor, 22, lured the starlet into their trap by saying they wanted to discuss doing a movie with her. Taylor -- star of Extreme Soviet Sluts, Pussy Harvest and Lick My Ice Cream, Bitch -- was anxious for the work.
Dmitry Kosenkov, 30, and Maksim Pilipenko, 33, had other machinations on their sick minds. After luring Taylor -- a former librarian -- to an apartment, they raped her over several hours before she jumped out of a window breaking both her legs.
Neighbor Blasius Vinogradov, 54, was walking his dog and told Moscow TV: "I was just minding my own business when this blond girl with torn clothes and bleeding mouth hit the ground. She was unconscious and it was clear she had broken both her legs. I knew it wasn't good."

MUGSHOT MANIA! He fought the law; the law won

Oh, it didn't end as intended. Actually we're not sure what happened but we sure like the headline.

Man's dog helps cops bust him on drug charge

PRATTVILLE, ALABAMA -- With a best friend like this, who needs enemies?
Cops in Prattville Ala. say that a man's own dog helped to catch and bust him on a drugs charge. When officers turned up with a search warrant, Edwin Henderson took off running, according to Prattville Police spokeswoman, Paula Barlow.
But after spotting a dog named Bo, one of the quick thinking investigators pointed at Henderson and told the pooch to "go get him." 
 The eager hound gleefully chased his master and when he stopped and wagged his tail near some tall grass, they were able to find and arrest Henderson, who was later charged with manufacturing a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.  

Not so wise paraglider charged with chasing owl

He probably thought it would be a hoot, but Dell Schanze is now facing federal charges for allegedly chasing a barn owl with a motorized paraglider.
The 45-year-old has been charged with two misdemeanour counts of "knowingly using an aircraft to harass wildlife" and pursuing a migratory bird" but the United States Attorney's office in Utah.
If convicted, he could face up to a-year-and-a-half in jail and a fine of $100,000.
Members of the paragliding community asked federal and state officials for an investigation after a video appeared on YouTube, showing the man chasing the owl in his glider and the probe led to Schanze.

Halloween light display shut down after complaints

Cops have shut down a giant home music and light show after unimpressed neighbours complained about the traffic and noise.
Disappointed Kevin Judd, told The Press Enterprise newspaper that he used 12,000 lightbulbs to create the display on his friend's home in Riverside, Calif.
But after hundreds of people showed up to see it cops swept in to shut it down after complaints about the noise and traffic.

Zombie charged with DWI twice in one night

Talk about a horror show! A woman wearing a zombie costume and make up was busted for drunk driving twice within three-hours.
Cops in Gates, N.Y. said Catherine Butler was arrested at around 2 a.m. Saturday when an officer spotted her driving without headlights on and charge with DWI.
A friend picked her up from the police station but at around 5 a.m. the 26-year-old was pulled over again, still wearing the same zombie costume and make up.
This time she was charged with DWI and failure to maintain her lane.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Teacher Michelle White's lesbian liaisons with teen

Not exactly as shown
DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA -- Teacher of the week  Michelle Smith White, 37, was so enamored of her teen lesbian lover she had the girl's name tattooed on her body. The 16-year-old student and Ms. "Call me Michelle" White began a torrid sexual affair while the elder woman worked as a dance teacher at Charles E. Jordan High School. The girl was 15 at the time.
Ms. White was asked to cease communication with the girl by her parents who had become suspicious. But then they discovered a treasure trove of steamy text messages alluding to threesomes, group sex and the teacher's hubby. In addition, cops seized a binder full of notes from Ms. White's hubby to the torrid teen.  White has been charged with taking indecent liberties with a student and engaging in a sex offense with a student. MORE IN THE DAILY MAIL

Monster David Wilson gave HIV to toddler, 2, & girl, 14

HOUSTON, TEXAS  --Meet monster. He's David Richard Wilson, 33, an HIV positive sex offender. This sack of garbage is charged with sexually assaulting his niece -- 23 MONTHS!--, impregnating a girl, 14, and now he's telling cops he's had sex with "numerous other people." The sickening story came to light when it was discovered his niece had HIV, herpes and chlamydia. The 14-year-old girl told detectives she'd been having sex with Wilson from the time she was 12 -- she also tested positive for HIV, herpes and chlamydia.  He did an eight year jolt for sexually assaulting a girl, 14, in 2003.


MUGSHOT MANIA! If you've got it, flaunt it, that's me

Oh, she was just lovely once... but after all, age is just a number and in her heart, she remains a girl of 19.

Drunk driver Carrie Gipson wore Hello Kitty outfit

GORHAM, MAINE -- Our favourite drunk of the week. Carrie Gipson, 37, got arrested for drunk driving -- she was pulled over dressed like Hello Kitty. Cops say Gipson was hammered and driving in the wrong lane on a local road when she was pulled over.
Her mugshot reveals her wearing the bright ensemble favored by the popular [?] Japanese cartoon character. Not without a sense of humor, cops also posted a photo of the Hello Kitty doll in Gipson's vehicle. Our heroine refused a breathalyzer.

OK. couple Robert & Brenda Mettler in bestiality bust

We do dogs
CLAREMORE, OKLAHOMA -  A kinky Oklahoma couple gave cops paws after detectives found a treasure trove of smut featuring the woman performing sex acts with a dog. Robert and Brenda Mettler were arrested for crimes against nature/sodomy, cruelty to animals and preparing, distributing and exhibiting obscene material.
According to the affadavit, they found: "videos that were detestable and abominable crimes against nature involving different breeds of canines." It appears cops were not barking up the wrong tree. Brenda Mettler said the dog had since passed away [suicide?] and that she didn't think her hubby would put the bestiality porn on the Internet, adding it "was a onetime deal." Hubby admitted his involvement and said this to cops: "it is a fantasy of his to see dogs and females engage in sexual activity." The Mettlers are out on bail. Jesus.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Confirmed: Body is Virginia co-ed Hannah Graham's

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA -- The human remains found in rural Virginia have confirmed everyone's worst fears: it's Hannah Graham. Graham, 18, vanished Sept. 13 after a night of partying with pals. The remains were discovered 12 miles from the University of Virginia campus. The state's medical examiner confirmed the body was Graham's.
The man Graham was last seen with, 32-year-old suspected serial killer Jesse Leroy Matthew Jr. who has been charged with abduction with intent to defile Graham.

Pakistan cannibal brothers used boy, 3, in 'curry'

BHAKKAR DISTRICT, PAKISTAN -- Pakistan is going to outlaw cannibalism [it was LEGAL?] after two brothers were arrested for digging up more than 100 corpses and making a 'human curry.'  Cannibal brothers Mohammad Arif Ali, 35, and Mohammad Farman Ali, 30, were nabbed in April trying to make cannibalistic culinary delights. Now, "robbing graves for such purposes would see perpetrators facing a mandatory jail sentence of ten years to life, and at least seven for eating human flesh." The Ali brothers were busted again earlier this year after cops found the head of a boy, 3, in their home. On the stove was a human curry. Neighbors noticed a bad smell.
District police chief, Ameer Abdullah, said:  "Residents informed police after a stench emanated from the house of the two brothers. We raided the house on Monday morning and found the head of a young boy." MORE FROM THE DAILY MAIL

MUGSHOT MANIA: Down from the mount in handcuffs

Religious persecution? Maybe. But we do know that this wizened old traveler had a spot of trouble.

Cops: serial killer Darren Vann killed for $300, crack

The body of Anith Jones was found on Saturday. | ProvidedGARY, INDIANA -- Accused serial killer Darren Deon Vann told cops that a hit man paid him $300 and gave him two eight balls of crack cocaine to murder an Indiana woman. So far, the suspected serial killer who preyed on sex workers in Chicago's southern suburbs has been charged with two slayings. Cops say Vann was asked to "disappear" Anith Jones, 35  -- her body was found last Saturday.
The Chicago Sun-Times said: But the document does offer a grim account of how Vann groomed Jones for weeks to build trust, lured her to a Gary home under the guise of pay-for-sex, and then strangled her with a cord.
It also details how Vann stuffed her body in a garbage can and drove it to a vacant home and hid it in the basement under a pile of teddy bears and tires.

Alabama couple get 1,500 years in jail for child porn

FLORENCE, ALABAMA -- A twisted couple who sexually abused a young girl, produced thousands of sickening pornographic images of the child and tried to pimp her out have been sentenced to hundreds of years in prison.  Evil Patricia Ayers is sentenced to 1,590 years in prison while her hubby, Matthew Ayers, was sentenced to 750 years.
"I have been on the bench since 1998, and this is the worst case I have personally dealt with, including murders,” U.S. District Judge L. Scott Coogler told the defendants. "You robbed this child of her childhood and her soul, and a maximum sentence is the only sentence appropriate."

Superb commentary on Canada terror attack

OTTAWA -- Legendary Canadian commentator delivers an eloquent essay on the terror attack in Ottawa where a wannabe jihadi shot Cpl. Nathan Cirillo in the back. His words are applicable to Americans and freedom-loving people everywhere.

Bristol Palin fears: Brawl 'was scary and infuriating'

ANCHORAGE -- Brawling Bristol Palin said that a scrap involving her family started "when a friend got knocked out from a cheap shot" from a man who tweeted "about to get famous." 
The Alaskan beauty said that she stepped in after her sister Willow, who had challenged the man's mom, was attacked by the woman.
"A grown woman pushed my little sister," she wrote on the Patheos website, adding that she was in a car when a tearful Willow ran out to tell her what happened.

Mozart Boob Twerk Girl gets death threats

A tattooed model who became a Youtube sensation after she posted a video of her moving her breasts in sync with Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik said she has been getting death threats.

NBA Star Blake Griffin 'hit man in fight over phone'

NBA star Blake Griffin allegedly slammed a guy in a nightclub fight over the man's camera phone, Las Vegas cops said. 
The Los Angeles Clippers star got into it early Sunday morning after an exhibition game against the Denver Nuggets. 
The victim said the basketball star hit him during the scuffle, said Las Vegas Metro Police Dept spokesperson Jose Hernandez, who added that the investigation was ongoing.  

Roksana Sikorski plotted to kill parents; they forgive

DETROIT -- A 15-year-old girl who stabbed her kid brother and plotted to kill her parents with her older boyfriend still has their support. 
Roksana Sikorski has been charged as an adult for the attack on her 12-year-old sibling, who survived despite being stabbed in the throat.
But her mom Laurene told WDIV that she suffers from mental illness and was under the spell of 23-year-old Michael Rivera, who they had filed a statutory rape complaint against.
"I think she just thought this guy loved her and she wanted to do whatever he told her," Laurene Sikorski told the station. "She was very vulnerable and she as a mental disorder. I want to make sure she gets help."

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Porn star Mellanie Monroe: Rap's Maino attacked me!

NEW YORK -- Porn queen Mellanie Monroe is claiming rapper Maino beat her up outside a Meatpacking district hotspot. The New York Post says that Maino -- real name Jermaine Coleman -- suddenly started beating up the sex-rated star in a parked SUV outside the Griffin nightclub.
“Everyone at their table was definitely popping bottles, ”a friendly cop told the tabloid. Monroe -- star of Interracial Cougars 2, Tappin' That White Ass 3 and Big Tit Brotha Lovers 19 among others --said she suffered leg pain.

GoodFellas star suing Simpson's for identity theft

Makin' that coffee to go
HOLLYWOOD -- No, really... we're not kidding. Character actor Frank Sivero -- best known as the mumbling mobster Carbone in GoodFellas [our favourite] is suing 20th Century Fox for $250 million. Why? you might ask? Sivero, 62, is claiming that minor Simpsons character Louie is based on him. Louie is a henchman to Springfield mob kingpin Fat Tony, So: "Louie's appearance and mannerisms are strongly evocative of character actor Frank Sivero", his lawsuit says. He's even calling it identity theft and claims he lived at one time next to several Simpson's writers.

Notorious biker chief Randy Yager nabbed in Mexico

SAN DIEGO -- A notorious chieftain of the Outlaws Motorcycle Club is on ice -- likely for good. Randy Mark Yager, 58, who has spent almost two decades on the run from murder, drug and racketeering charges was captured by the U.S. Marshals in sleepy Rosarita, Mexico last weekend. His wife was killed in a shootout with cops as she tried to help her hubby escape. Yager -- described by neighbors in both Mexico and his hometown of Gary, Indiana as the type of guy who would do anything for you -- had a wild side. At one time Yager was the Outlaws kingpin in much of the Midwestern states.

Prank bachelor party abduction ends in armed arrest

A camouflage clad bachelor party who staged a fake kidnapping on their unsuspecting groom found themselves facing real gun barrels after terrified onlookers called the cops.
Dressed in military garb the group pounded on their unsuspecting pal as he approached a supermarket in the Polish town of Ilawa, with plans to take him out for paintball.
The terrified look on their soon-to-be-wed pal's face as they shoved him into a van prompted the equally shocked shoppers to call the cops, who quickly put out an all points bulletin.
Armed with real guns, rather than their paintball equivalents, cops quickly caught up with the group, who explained the mistake.
But that didn't stop them being charged with wasting police time.

Actress Daniele Watts charged with lewd conduct

HOLLYWOOD -- The Django Unchained star who claimed she was detained by Los Angeles police because of racial profiling has been charged with lewd conduct.
Daniele Watts made headlines when she posted pictures of her handcuffed and crying after officers found her in a car with Brian Lucas.
The 26-year-old, who has also appeared in the TV series Partners claimed they were just kissing, while Lucas, 43, wrote that he suspected that onlookers assumed that Watts must be a prostitute because she is black and he is white.
The cops have denied any wrongdoing and said she refused to provide identification to officers.
They have also charged both with misdemeanor counts that carry potential six-month jail terms.

Lawmaker Mike Hubbard charged with of corruption

Me?? Bribes?? Never. 
Another day, another politician accused of using his position to line his own pockets.
This time, it's powerful Alabama House Speaker Mike Hubbard, who among other things stands accused of using his his position as the state's Republican Party to obtain money for his businesses, Craftmaster Printing and Network Creative Media.
The 56-year-old is also accused of voting for the 2014 General Fund Budget despite a conflict of interest, as well as soliciting and obtaining money from various companies and individuals.  
Acting Attorney General Van Davis announced the indictment Monday.
If convicted, Hubbard, who claims the charges are a result of a "political witch hunt," faces up to 20-years behind bars and a fine of up to $300,000 on each count.    

MUGSHOT MANIA! Minnesota blast from the past

If you want to check out some really cool old mugshots and crime photos, we recommend It's wicked! You can spend hours looking at the collection of old photos -- crime and otherwise.

Killer sues for his right to pornography! YES! YES! YES!

HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT -- A convicted killer is suing Connecticut because --- the state's ban on porn in the big house violates his constitutional right to wank. OK, it's a bit more complicated than that but murderer Dwight 'Pinkie Pie' Pink Jr., 44, claims that guards used the no stroke book policy to deny him an art book called, The Atlas of Foreshortening. The book uses nude models to help aspiring artists draw the human figure.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Should killer Jodi Arias live or die? YOU DECIDE!

JODI ARIAS SENTENCING: What's it going to be? Life in prison or will America mete out ultimate justice to Jodi Arias and send her on a journey to oblivion? That's in an Arizona jury's hands. Arias was found guilty of murdering her self-help guru Travis Alexander in a jealous rage.

Serial killer Darren Vann's ex: 'He wasn't violent'

HAMMOND, INDIANA -- The former wife of suspected serial killer Darren Deon Vann said her ex-hubby was never violent when they were together.
"This is all unbelievable to me," the unidentified woman said. "A total shocker. I never knew him to be violent, never.  He was so protective of those around him. He was a real friendly person, that's why all this is a shock to me. He had a job all the time; if he lost one, he would quickly get another one."

Drunken Buffy Star busted after hotel disturbance

A drunken Buffy the Vampire Slayer got involved with a disturbance with staff at a Boise hotel and then refused to respond to police officers called out to deal with the incident.
Actor Nicholas Brendon got into it after he broke a decorative dish and staff told cops they wanted to press charges.
A disturbance then ensued and when police arrived, officers said he showed signs of intoxication and the 43-year-old who played Xander Harris on the hit show tried to walk away, so they took him into custody.    He has now been charged with two misdemeanors, including malicious injury to property and resisting or obstructing officers.

Drive-by horse shooter jailed for Amish buggy attack

LANCASTER, PENNSYLVANIA -- A drive-by shooter who gunned down a horse pulling a buggy with an Amish family inside has been sentenced to one to two years behind bars by a Pennsylvania judge.
A married couple and their three young children were in the buggy when Timothy Diggs Jr. pulled alongside it and opened fire.
Blaming cough medicine abuse for his behaviour, Diggs apologized for the shooting as he pleaded guilty to cruelty to animals, reckless endangerment and also entered pleas on several unrelated charges.
But Lancaster County Judge David Ashworth was less than impressed with his apology and sentenced Diggs in the aggravated range under state guidelines.
He warned Diggs that if he ended up back in court, "I'll put you in jail for as long as I can."

Wanks a lot! Judge suspended in porn email scandal

A favorite?
PHILADELPHIA -- A perverted Pennsylvania Supreme Court judge who allegedly sent or received almost 250 emails with sexually explicit content or pornography has been suspended by his peers.
Justice Seamus McCaffery will no longer be able to perform judicial or administrative duties while the matter is reviewed by the Judicial Conduct Board according to a late order issued Monday.
It follows disclosures by Chief Justice Ron Castille last week that McCaffery sent or received 234 emails with sexually explicit content or pornography.
Calling it a lapse in judgement McCaffery apologized, but he claimed Castille had launched "a vindictive pattern of attacks" against him.

Oscar Pistorius jailed just 10 months in Reeva killing

PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA - Blade runner Oscar Pistorius has run out of track.
The South African sprinter has been sentenced to five years in prison for shooting his girlfriend to death on bloody Valentine's Day 2013.
Judge Thokozile Masipa ignored pleas for mercy from Pistorius' lawyer who said the runner would be become the bitch of prison rapists because of being a double-amputee who uses prosthetics to get around.