HAM ON THE LAM: PIG SENTENCED TO FARM TIME

STEVE

MAGUIRE

HIS ham went out on the lam, but after being rustled by cops the Vietnamese pot bellied pig has been put out to pasture - much to the chagrin on his owner.
Brian Maguire is furious that officials won't let his pet "Steve" live with him again, after it escaped from his backyard. But cops in Ridley Township, PA, say they've sent his 10-week-old pet to a farm because local laws state that residents can't keep farm animals. However, Maguire says he bought the mini pig in a pet store for $424, plus tax.

WHITNEY DUNCAN ON KIDNAP: 'CLINT'S NOT A SUSPECT'

COUNTRY MUSIC star Whitney Duncan whose cousin mysteriously disappeared in rural Tennessee is on the attack. Duncan to Twitter to defend rumors that Holly Bobo's brother Clint was connected to the kidnapping. Bobo, 20, a nursing student was snatched by a man in camouflage last Wednesday. There has been no trace of her since.
"My cousin Clint, Holly's brother, is NOT a suspect & I'm sick of people saying that he is. He has been cleared for good reason. Shut up," Duncan said in a tweet late Sunday. Clint Bobo, 25, was the last person to see his sister before she disappeared from their home west of Nashville. He told cops he thought it was her boyfriend.
Hundreds of volunteers have been scouring the area near Holly's parents' house

SICKO CREATES FACEBOOK PROFILES FOR DEAD HOOKERS

CREEPY. The online hookers murdered by a madman Long Island and Atlantic City now have another macabre link: they've all be eerily reborn on Facebook.
"I didn't know you but I feel a strong connection to you. You are an Angel," someone posing as Kim Raffo recently posted on a Facebook memorial page, the Philly News says.
Raffo's body was discovered Nov. 20, 2006, along with three other slain women in a marshy area behind the Golden Key Motel, on the Black Horse Pike just outside gambling mecca Atlantic City. The

CASEY ANTHONY'S LAWYERS: "NO CAMERAS PLEASE"

PARTY GIRL MOM

CAYLEE

PARTY girl Casey Anthony's lawyers have begged a judge not to allow camera's into the courtroom for her potentially explosive upcoming court case.
The young mom who is accused of her killing her two-year-old daughter Caylee, is expected to generate huge media interest when her trial starts next month.
Details of her racy sex life, and kinky parties she attended are expected to feature prominently in the prosecution case against her, as it's thought they will focus on the idea that Anthony killed her daughter because she wanted to party.   

ARMED GIRL, 12, ROBS DETROIT GROCERY STORE

MASKED in a bandana and wearing bland black clothing, she calmly walked into the store, pulled out a pistol and demanded the cash. 
But despite her air of professionalism, the thief holding the weapon was just 12-years-old and a store regular.  
Employees recognized the girl and swooped, one jumped on her and held her down while another called the cops, reports MyFoxDetroit.
"She pointed a gun to me. I thought it was a joke at first," a store employee said on the 911 call. "How were they trying to rob you?" the worker was asked on the 911 call. She basically had a mask on and pointed a gun to me … She's on the floor right now," the woman replied.

SHERIFF NABBED IN MISSOURI METH CRACKDOWN

DEALER?

THERE'S a new sheriff in town - or at least there will have to be - because this one's been busted for dealing crystal meth.
Tommy Adams, lawman for Carter County, MO, allegedly snorted lines of the deadly drug before handing a batch of it to an informant, according to court documents.
He has been charged with Meth distribution and is being held on $250,000 bond. No state has been hit harder by the meth epidemic than Missouri, which led the nation in meth lab busts every year for a decade before Tennessee took over the top spot in 2010, putting the state down to second.
But Carter County had just five Meth lab busts in Adams' two years as sheriff. He is the first law enforcement officer to be arrested in connection with the drug. 

HAS LINDSAY LOHAN CHANGED MIND ON PLEA DEAL?

ER, how much time would I get if I pleaded guilty? That seems to be the question of the day from troubled onetime actress Lindsay Lohan. According to RadarOnline, Linds, whose career is residing on the outskirts of Nowheresville, South Dakota has asked her lawyer to try and make a deal. Apparently, Lohan's lawyer Shawn Holley, DA Danette Meyers and Judge Stephanie Sautner had a pow-wow to discuss a possible sentence. Her prelim hearing begins Friday. Radar says that at worst the former movie star turned curiosity will do a three year jolt in the big house for stealing that $2500 necklace.

'EVIL THOUGHTS' DROVE PSYCHO TO MURDER 3

THREE WEEK LSD TRIP?
BAD IDEA!

A SADISTIC killer who murdered his girlfriend and an elderly couple told cops he constantly had "evil thoughts" and regularly thought about killing.
Samuel K Littleton II had been taking LSD for three weeks, when he repeatedly stabbed 26-year-old Tiffany Brown to death in the hope of getting his hands on her recent income tax return.
Then cops think he murdered 84-year-old Richard Russell and 85-year-old wife Gladis Russell  for their car.
 Authorities believe he killed the Russells at their rural Lewiston, OH home, put their bodies in the trunk of their car and drove south.
Their bodies later were found in Tennessee and Georgia while their car was found in Princeton, W.Va., where Littleton, 37, has relatives.
Littleton II pled guilty to three counts each of aggravated murder and gross abuse of a corpse in a deal with prosecutors to avoid the death penalty for the

PIMP'S LAPTOP SEIZED IN SERIAL KILLER HUNT: COPS

MURDERED

PIMP

COPS hunting the Long Island serial killer have seized the laptop of an alleged New York pimp to search for clues into the elusive serial killer.
Akeem Cruz  was one of the last people to see Megan Waterman alive and while cops don't believe he is a suspect in the case, they are hoping his computer might help them in their hunt for the madman. 
Like at least three other victims, she used advertising website Craigslist to advertise prostitution services, before she was last seen at a Long Island Holiday Inn Express.

DESPICABLE DAD KILLED KIDS; TEXTED PICS TO MOM

EVIL

A MONSTER dad killed his kids and then sent picture messages that appeared to show their dead bodies to their mom, cops say.
Gabriel Armandariz, 28, chillingly wrote, "We Love u goodbye" before sending pictures of himself with his son's Luke, two, and eight-month-old Gatlin.
Then he sent what appeared to be an image of Luke's dead body to his distraught ex, who works as a waitress in  Sudan, TX.
Officers were tight lipped about how Armandariz killed his children, whose bodies were found Thursday, after a long 10-hour search.

MASS. COLD CASE MURDER FROM 1969 FINALLY SOLVED

FOR MORE than 41 years, a Tewksbury, Massachusetts family has endured a daily nightmare. Now, that nightmare appears to be over with the collapse of a Secrecy pact. On Sept. 17, 1969 John McCabe went to a high school dance and never came home. Just 15-years-old, he was found dead in a field. He had been gagged and hogtied and had a noose around his neck. Now, three men have been

DUMB TEEN KILLS DAD IN BOTCHED ROBBERY

DUMB MATT AND PALS

THEY CALLED him Dumb Matt. Well, maybe. 'I know,' said Matthew G. Nellessen, 19, 'let's rob dad and then we'll kill him.' The Arlington Heights, Ill. teen is now charged with murdering his father George Nellessen after he and buddies botched a robbery at their suburban home. And apparently, this dumb violent act was a long time coming.

Matthew Nellessen “has been trouble all his life,” his grandmother, Betty J. Zak, mother of the slain man told the Chicago Sun-Times. Her grandson dropped out of high school and had a string of problems related to substance abuse, she said. George Nellessen’s

SEX FORUM SOUGHT PAYBACK FOR LONG ISLAND HOOKER

MEMBERS OF a twisted Internet sex forum planned violent vengeance against one of the hookers murdered on Long Island, according to published reports. The New York Daily News said the talk on longislanderotic.com was outraged when one of their pervy buddies got burned for $200 after claiming he paid Amber Lynn Costello for sex--then got robbed at her home.
Here's the tone: "Tell her we are all coming over there with baseball bats."
"Humiliatrix69" raged on July 11, 2010, about getting "suckered" by Costello and company hours earlier. A pal called "italyrider" asked for her address: "No one from this board needs to be involved. I have friends who can take care of this s---."
Costello is one of 10 bodies found dumped along Gilgo Beach and Jones Beach.

NEW FEARS FOR WHITNEY DUNCAN'S KIDNAPPED COUSIN

AS THE clock ticks fears are mounting for the safety of a 20-year-old Tennessee nursing student who was brazenly kidnapped Wednesday. Holly Bobo was dragged into the woods near her home in Darden by a man wearing camouflage. Now, detectives are pleading for the public's help in finding her.
The pretty blonde is the cousin of country singer Whitney Duncan who is offering her prayers and support to the family.

NICOLAS CAGE STARS IN BIG EASY BOOZE-A-RAMMA

NICOLAS CAGE has reemerged. This time he's drunk and accused of domestic battery. The brouhaha unfolded in the Big Easy when the Oscar-winning actor went on a booze-a-ramma in the French Quarter. It began when Cage began arguing with his wife. "He and his wife were standing in front of a residence that he insisted was the property the couple was renting," Flot said. "She disagreed, and Cage grabbed her by the upper arm and pulled her to what he believed was the correct address."