RAW CHICKEN BANDIT RONALD SMITH COULD GET 20

A DOUCHEBAG ex-husband who broke into his ex-wife's home and planted raw chicken into her heating ducts, as well as a string other vandalism could face 20-years behind bars for his crimes.             Former State lobbyist, Ronald Smith, 58, also poured an unknown substance into a baby grand piano and erased the hard drive on a computer after getting into the Denver house, he'd once shared with his ex Michelle. She told police that someone left a laminated note on the front door in December 2009, telling mail carriers to return deliveries because the woman living there had passed away according to 7News.    She began to suspect her ex-husband two months later, after she said she had a strange conversation with him in which he asked her if she wanted some chicken that was about

VIDEO: RECONSTRUCTING ROBYN GARDNER'S LAST DAY

GARY GIORDANO is not happy that cops in Aruba are reconstructing the disappearance of his missing gal pal Robyn Gardner. And probably with very good reason: it's no secret he's the main suspect in the sudden disappearance in early August of the Maryland party girl.

MOM TO COURT: NATALEE HOLLOWAY IS STILL ALIVE

IT'S VERY SAD. Beth Holloway says she will fight any petition to declare her daughter Natalee Holloway dead. The pretty blonde 17-year-old vanished in Aruba on May 30, 2005 on a class trip. It's widely suspected that Dutch treat Joran van der Sloot murdered her but wiggled through because of his father, a powerful judge. He was arrested in Peru in May 2010 for the murder of Stephany Flores Ramirez.  Meanwhile, Beth Holloway will go to court today to challenge her ex-husband Dave Holloway's petition for presumption of death, filed in probate court in Birmingham, Ala., last June.
Dave Holloway claims that because Natalee has not been seen or heard from, and there is no reason to believe she is alive any longer and it's time to declare her legally

JAYCEE DUGARD SUES FOR 'OUTRAGEOUS MISTAKES'

DUGARD NOW

"OUTRAGEOUS"

JAYCEE Dugard is suing the U.S government for failing tabs on the monstrous pedophile who kidnapped and raped her, while holding her prisoner in his filthy home for 18-years. 
She claims the failures by the federal parole officers who were supposed to be monitoring creepy Phillip Garrido are as "outrageous and inexcusable as they are numerous."  
The complaint filed in U.S. District Court in San Francisco alleges that had they properly done their jobs, Dugard and her daughters would not have had to endure years of captivity in a ramshackle compound tucked inside Garrido's backyard.

AL PACINO'S DAUGHTER COPS A PLEA FOR DWI

DRUNK

EVEN the combined powers of Serpico and Michael Corleone couldn't get her out of this one.
So Al Pacino's daughter, Julie, has taken a non-criminal plea after she was busted on a DWI charge, after she was busted in New York over the summer.
Back in July, when the 21-year-old aspiring actor and director was busted: "She had bloodshot, watery eyes, slurred speech and the strong smell of alcohol on her breath," according to officer James Duffy. 
He wrote in his police report: "She admitted to drinking three beers and smoking marijuana prior to entering the checkpoint."
Tests revealed that her blood-alcohol levels was well over the legal limit. 

MAX SHACKNAI MYSTERY: DOC QUESTIONED DEATH

MAX

MYSTERY

THE mystery deaths at a millionaire medical mogul's mansion took another strange twist yesterday, when it emerged that Jonah Shacknai's son may have suffocated. 
Until now it was believed that six-year-old Max Shacknai had died from injuries he sustained when  fell the grand staircase in his father's luxurious 27-bedroom Coronado, CA, home known locally as Speckles mansion. 
His death was ruled accidental by the San Diego medical examiner, but newly obtained warrants from the Coronado Police Department show the boys physician, Dr Brad Peterson was quoted saying suffocation may have occurred prior to his fall. 

MUGSHOT MANIA! WRONG TURN AT MIDDLE EARTH

THERE does seem to be some channeling of Tolkien with this fine fellow. Sure the elastics around his ears are obvious but all in all, we say give this guy a ring.

SERIAL KILLER CLIFFORD OLSON NEARING DEATH (YEAH!)

CANADA'S MOST notorious serial killer, Clifford Olson, will be dead of cancer in days and people are cheering. A vile beast who murdered 11 children in British Columbia during the late 1970s and 80s , taunted their families and manipulated the justice system to his own sick ends, his death can't come fast enough for some. Terry Bizeau's daughter Terri Lyn Carson was 15 when she was strangled to death by the life long criminal.
She said of man who called himself the Beast of B.C.': “I’ve waited 30 years for this. Once he is dead, justice will be done."
Other families of the 11 slain children expressed similar sentiments after learning earlier this week

UPDATE: SEX TEACHER DEBRA LAFAVE'S PROBATION ENDS

UPDATE: A Tampa judge had granted Debra Lafave her wish: an early end to probation. The victim's family objected. She did two years house arrest and part of her original plea deal was that there would be no early end to the 7 years probation she agreed to. MORE ON DEBRA LAFAVE'S SOFT JUDGE
 EARLIER: About six years ago, Debra Lafave burst onto the national stage like a brief, shimmering light. The troubled teacher who had developed a habit of boinking students agreed to three years of house arrest followed by 7 years probation. Debs had banged a 14-year-old boy in her classroom, home

ANTONIO HARRIS, GENO WEST GET LIFE IN CABLE MURDER

NOT AS SHOWN

NO, REALLY. We're not kidding. Two Atlanta men have just been sentenced to life in prison PLUS 50 years for the ridiculous shooting spree that left one man dead and two others wounded. Why? you ask. Well, pull up a chair. Antonio Harris and Geno 'Big Brain' West, both 27 were watching a bit of TV on the illegal cable TV service Harris was receiving in June 2008. But suddenly, the service was cut. Angry Harris blamed his neighbors for the disruption in service and the pair burst into the other unit, guns blazing. Innocent bystander Marcus Simpson, 28, was killed with wounds to his head and stomach.
And that's a true story.

SHOTGUN AT TACO BELL: JEREMY COMBS GOT NO SAUCE

DUMBASS

DOUCHEBAG of the week goes to the Jeremy Combs. 
He was so annoyed that the Taco Bell server had forgotten his hot sauce that he returned to the Lee's Summit, MO, that he returned with a shotgun to complain. 
Combs admitted that he had purchased several items from the Missouri Taco Bell, only to return home to discover 'the Taco Bell employee had failed to include his…hot sauce, according to The Smoking Gun.
Taco Bell surveillance footage shows Combs in his Ford F-150 truck brandishing the weapon, police say.

Customer service: Combs was said to have become angry after discovering his order was not complete

But Combs denies threatening the employee with a gun and says the item was actually a tire iron.

SEATH JACKSON MURDER TRIAL UNDERWAY

INNOCENT

FIFTH

THE MASTERMIND accused of luring a 15-year-old to an abandoned house, shooting and battering him to death with his pals and dumping his body in a fire pit refused to say a word at trial yesterday.
Michael Bargo is accused of encouraging Seath Jackson's ex-girlfriend text message him, asking to meet her at an Ocala, FL home.
But rather than reconcile his relationship he was set upon by Bargo and his pals  Justin Soto, 20; Charlie Kay Ely, 18; Amber E. Wright, 15; Kyle Hooper, 16.

LAWRENCE BREWER, TROY DAVIS EXECUTED

EXECUTED

TROY DAVIS--DEAD

A TWISTED Texas white supremacist who chained a black man to his truck and dragged him for three miles before his head was ripped from his body, has been executed for the horrific killing. 
And in Georgia, despite becoming a cause celeb, cop killer Troy Davis also got the needle.   Lawyers for Lawrence Russell Brewer had tried at the last minute to delay his death by lethal injection. But in the end he was executed at 6:21am yesterday morning for the vicious hate crime. Along with two pals offered James Byrd Jr a ride when they spotted him along a remote country road near Beaumont, TX. 

BOBBI PARKER DID HELP KILLER ESCAPE FOR LOVE: JURY

IN LOVE

PARKER NOW

THE WIFE of a former Oklahoma prison warden who disappeared with a convicted killer only to be found living with him more than a decade later has been found guilty of helping him to escape. 
As we reported here Bobbi Parker, now 49, helped Randolph Franklin Dial escape from the Oklahoma State Reformatory in 1994, where her husband was in charge. 

MUGSHOT MANIA! SOMEONE HELP US OUT HERE, PLEASE?

FOR THE second time in as many weeks, words fail us. Utterly. OK, we all agree this is a brutal head but is it a man or a woman? A young woman or an old harpy? What do you think? Let us know!