DILDO-N'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT LADY

Classy Lady

THE night started so well -  dinner, an escort home, a man in her bedroom, some wrestling, handcuffs and then bang - dildo attack. 
Cops say Carolee Bildsten, 56, attacked an officer with a sex toy, after he escorted her home.
The night started well, a nice meal and a few drinks at Joe's Crab Shack only for Bildsten to realize she'd left her cash at home. 
So she told the manager she'd go get her money, come back and pay the bill.
But rather than make it home, an officer found her lying down on a patch of grass between the restaurant and her house.

PEDOPHILE HUNTERS SHATTERING SICKO PARADISE

PERVERTS NOT WELCOME. A new BBC documentary is shedding light on American agents operating in South East Asia that are rounding up sex tourists who prey on children. This is the first of four parts.

THE PAEDOPHILE HUNTERS

MURDEROUS MOTHER: 'THEY WERE MOUTHY'

A TAMPA MOM has done the unthinkable and murdered her two teenage children because "they were mouthy." Evil Julie Schenecker, 50, was found on the back porch of her home drenched on blood.
Cops discovered her son Beau, 13, dead in the family SUV. His sister Calyx, 16, was in an upstairs bedroom. She too was dead. Both had been shot to death.

"She did tell us that they talked back, that they were mouthy," Tampa police spokeswoman Laura McElroy told WTSP. "But I don't think that will ever serve as an explanation to the rest of us of how you could take a child's life."

Schenecker shot Beau on the way to soccer practice, detectives say and then returned

JIHAD JANE SET TO PLEAD GUILTY TO TERROR CHARGES

NOTORIOUS JIHAD sympathizer Colleen LaRose has agreed to plead guilty to four counts of conspiring to support terrorists in a violent jihad.
Using the nomme de guerre of Jihad Jane LaRose was part of a plot to assassinate Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks. Vilks' sin? He depicted the prophet Mohammed with the body of a dog.
But is Jihad Jane cooperating with her sworn enemies? Her lawyer Mark Wilson wouldn't say.

MEET THE CHARLIE SHEEN OF INDONESIA

Saucy!

They didn't do this to Charlie

CHARLIE SHEEN TAKE heart. You could be Nazril 'Ariel' Irham--one of Indonesia's biggest pop stars. Poor Nazril was sentenced to 3 1/2 years in prison Monday after his hormone-charged sex tapes found their way onto the Internet. Yes, Charlie, it is considered a crime in some corners of the world: particularly Muslim nations like, say, Indonesia.
Liberals in Indonesia claim he's suffered enough but the old reliable hard-liners believe he's contributed to his country's morale decline. The tapes were of Nazril and best gal pal

THE DRUG COPS WERE ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

It's a conspiracy

THIS TIME it really was the government! A conspiracy enthusiast who produced a documentary alleging 9/11 was an inside has been busted for selling heroin. Cops in upstate New York said Korey Rowe, 27, and a Bronx man, 19, were busted by undercover cops for selling heroin.
He was arraigned Friday on a single count of selling a controlled substance. He was released on $10,000 bail.
An army veteran of the fighting in iraq and Afghanistan, he was the producer of 2006 documentary called Loose Change 9/11: An American Coup that questioned the official version of the 9/11 terror attacks.

MINOT MASSACRE'S "CHILLING" KILLER STILL ON LOOSE

Murder Scene

A TWISTED killer who left a mother, her two children and her boyfriend dead  in a "chilling" shooting remains at large on Sunday Authorities said.
The small town of Minot, North Dakota was left horrified by the deaths, which saw a single shooter target and blast Sabrina Zephier, 19 in a small apartment.
Her boyfriend Jeremy Longie, 22, and family13-year-old Dylan Zephier, and Jolene Zephier, 38 were also found dead at a nearby trailer park.    
Captain Dan Strandberg of the Minot Police Department said: "This is a particularly chilling case. We have not made an arrest and we are working down our leads and evidence,"

FOR SWINDLER IT'S HAIR TODAY - GONE TOMORROW

Hair Brained

A SERIAL conman who claimed his yogurt substance was the fountain of youth, is today behind bars for scamming investors and using the money to fund a lavish lifestyle.

Joseph Fox Batista told people that he could reverse visible signs of aging, regrow hair on balding people and even turn grey hair dark again.

The 55-year-old claimed that his process, which the well known natural enzyme telomerase entered the body through yogurt enzymes, would revolutionize the skin care industry.

But now he's behind bars, accused of scamming his yogurt cream investors and spending their money on a luxury apartment, fancy dinners, alcohol, and, one victim says, drugs.

MURDERED PRISON OFFICER RAISED SAFETY CONCERNS

Strangled by this monster

A FEMALE corrections officer who was strangled in the chapel of a Washington state prison over the weekend had raised concerns about being the sole guard on duty before her death. 
Jayme Biendl, 34, was strangled with a microphone cord, by an inmate believed to be a male, serving a life sentence without parole for first-degree rape and kidnapping in 1997.
The man who's name has not been released by authorities. was reported missing during a routine count at 9:14 p.m. Saturday at Monroe Correctional Complex, about 30 miles northeast of Seattle.

DETROIT COPS RELEASE GRAPHIC SHOOTING VIDEO

THIS is the graphic footage of a gunman striding into a Detroit police station and blasting surprised Cops with shotgun.
It shows Lamar Moore, 38, walking into the precinct and past the building's raised front desk.
Pulling out the concealed weapon he sprays shells hitting a female sergeant in her bullet-proof vest. He's then seen firing more shots down the hallway as he reverses his steps back into the middle of the lobby.

IDIOT LA COP LIED ABOUT SHOOTER

Cops Search for Nothing

IDIOT LA COP Jeffrey Stenroos will be kicked off the force for an alleged shooting hoax that sparked one of the largest local manhunts in recent memory.
Fellow officers say Stenroos was lying when he claimed a gunman shot him in the chest as he patrolled near a San Fernando Valley high school Jan 19.
It's now thought he was mishandling a firearm when he was shot.
The bullet hit Stenroos' bulletproof vest and authorities said that protection saved his life.
He was treated for minor injuries and released from the hospital later that night.
But rather than own up, he claimed that he'd been blasted by a man in his 40s with long brown hair, sparking a huge 350 man manhunt.

FUGITIVE DRUG LORD NABBED IN SENIORS COMPLEX

Happier Times

Now

GRASS loving grandpa, Mark Phillips has been caught in a seniors community 31 years after skipping out of his trial.
Back in 1979, the 62-year-old fled court for being part of a Miami marijuana smuggling ring, evading capture for three decades by remaining constantly vigilant. 
But when US Marshals moved in on the Century Village apartment block they found the evasive old timer having a nap.   
After waking up the snoring senior the lead deputy Marshal told Phillips: 'The judge wants to see you Mark.'"
He replied: "The judge wants to see me from 30 years ago."

COPS TAPED MAD MARNI'S CONFESSION

Marni in love

DETECTIVES SECRETLY tapped the phone of scary Marni Yang--charged with murdering ex-Chicago Bear Shaun Gayle's pregnant gal pal.That's Marni Yang of scary head and provocative photo fame.

THE CHICAGO SUN TIMES REPORTS: "Investigators eager to solve the killing then went a step further, obtaining a judge’s permission to have Yang’s best friend secretly record conversations with her about the 2007 slaying of Rhoni Reuter, a police officer testified Thursday."

Yang's long delayed murder trial is likely to center around secret recordings made by pal Christi Paschen. In them, Yang, 43, admits she gunned down

URGENT: MISSING MICH. MOM, PAL SHOT TO DEATH

Tears

THE SEARCH FOR missing Michigan mother Amy Henslee has ended in tears. Cops say mom of two Henslee, 30, was found shot to death early Friday. The other body was identified as Tonya Howarth, 36.
The bodies were found in rural Bangor Township--about 60 miles southwest of Grand Rapids. Henslee was last seen Monday.
Detectives have arrested Junior Lee Beebe, 34, in the slaying. It's believed Beebe was Howarth's boyfriend. He is expected to be arraigned later today.
On Thursday, detectives had expressed confidence that tragic Amy was still alive.
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DEADLY NERVE AGENT FOUND AT LOCKED DOWN BASE

A BIOLOGICAL warfare military base  which was locked down because a small amount of nerve agent was unaccounted for has now reopened after the missing vial was found.
Panicking officials, shut the Utah base, which carries out tests to protect troops against biological attacks was closed down as frantic searches were launched when the VX nerve agent went missing.
Although just a fourth of a teaspoon was missing, even a drop of the agent which affects the body's ability to carry messages through the nerves, could have had terrible consequences for someone.   
A mix of about 1200 to 1400 military and civilian personnel at the Dugway Proving Grounds, which sits about 85 miles south of Salt Lake City were held inside the base until it was found.