Monday, March 28, 2011

BARE-FACED CHEEK! NAKED MAN DROPS IN FOR CLOTHES

NAKED BREAK-IN
WHERE HE FELL
THE bare faced cheek of it. 
For Keleigh Williams it was literally raining men, or at least a naked man and as he tumbled through her ceiling and asked for her clothes.
But fugitive Patrick Collins was definitely not a welcome visitor as he crashed into her living room and woke her with an almighty fright.   

When the cops came knocking so the 33-year-old thought he'd hide out in the attic of her apartment complex while they searched the building.
What he didn't count on, Cops said, was being too heavy for the drywall, so he came crashing down in nothing but his birthday suit.
She told WDAM: "I was yelling: 'Get out Get out. There was a hole in the ceiling, insulation everywhere and a naked man lying on the floor."
But cheeky Williams refused to run, instead he kept asking her for a pair of shorts to cover his modesty.
When she turned him down, he bolted for the door, before turning around and repeating his demand for clothes before eventually grabbing her coat, he ran out wrapping it around him.
Bizarrely, police said Williams was on the run for skipping his probation, which would have been up more than two weeks ago.
He'd been released after serving time for cocaine possession.

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