Kris Jenner files for divorce from pathetic Bruce

A nation's hopes and dreams are shattered -- Kardashian klan matriarch Kris Jenner has filed for divorce from former Olympian Bruce Jenner. But no big divorce fireworks, gossip website TMZ IS REPORTING. It was all orchestrated -- natch. "Irreconcilable differences" , blah, blah... we could think of 1,000 reasons on either side of the equation to kick these two shallow, hateful plastic surgery junkies ... what else are they?... to the curb. They will share joint custody of daughter Kylie, 17, lucky them. And so, years after dumbing down the nation, they still have not gone away.