Porn queen Missy Martinez in vibrator nightmare

 Of course, this doesn't really touch on crime -- although it could be a lurid lawsuit. But we're going for it anyway, mainly because, the news has had little mirth of late. We give you porn queen Missy Martinez, who, according to purveyor of gossip TMZ she nearly set her crotch ablaze while using the her Hitachi magic wand vibrator. Martinez told the website the popular sex toy -- indeed considered by some to be the Rolls Royce of vibrators -- caused sparks to fly when she went to use it.
This was just inches from the tool of her trade -- her pierced vagina