WACKY JIHADIS: CUT OFF DAVID LETTERMAN'S TONGUE

JIHADIS--known throughout the world for their wicked sense of humor--have now turned their rage (do they have anything else?) to talk king David Letterman. American Muslims have been asked to cut off the funnyman's tongue and "break his neck." The funny Fatwah was issued by suspected Umar al-Basrawi, "Omar from Basra, Iraq" because he made jokes about Osama bin Laden and his successor on an al Qaeda online forum (it's also a really, really great place to meet chicks.)
The jihadi joker wrote of Letterman, a Presbyterian: "I have seen with my eyes and heard with my ears

DRUNKEN IDIOT SMASHES UP DAVID LETTERMAN STUDIO

LETTERMAN

SMASHED

A DRUNKEN fool broke in and trashed the theatre where the David Letterman show is taped. 
Cops say James Whitmore, 22, pried open a metal bar on the glass doors at the Ed Sullivan Theater entrance to get in. 
Then he smashed up the vestibule and knocked over trash and the stanchions for the velvet ropes.  
Thankfully the was able to get into the the studio where the Letterman show is taped because it was padlocked.
Letterman’s production company, Worldwide Pants, and CBS released a joint statement on Sunday: “The Late Show’s set was not accessed, and the show will be taping as usual tomorrow.”