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| NOT KEN, ANOTHER PERV |
MEET KEN 'Kreepy Ken' Kreton. Occupation: child porn enthusiast. The Canadian man who had a gee whiz sized stash of kiddie pron hadn't stepped outside his house in four years and spent a whopping 15 hours a day on his computer. Kreepy Ken, 61, pleaded guilty to two counts possessing child porn, distributing child porn and breaching a court order...wait for it...to not access the Internet.
Prosecutor Terry McComb said of the wheelchair-bound kiddie porn fiend: "Kreton (by name, cretin by nature) spent an unbelievably inordinate amount of time on his computer and very little time doing anything else.”
Kreepy Ken told the court he couldn't leave his house because...hahahaha...he was too busy monitoring alarms for his now
