Gold medal trouble, Michael Phelps busted for DUI

Champion drinker? not so much.

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND -- Swimming superstar Michael Phelps had been out gambling before he was arrested for a DUI near Baltimore.
The most decorated Olympian of all time had "red, bloodshot" eyes, according to the police statement of probable cause and officers said his speech was "much mouth."
Phelps, who recently came out of retirement, announcing his intention to compete at the 2016 Rio Olympics, also told cops he had "three or four drinks" and had just left the Horseshoe Casino.
He had "difficulty with his balance" when officers asked him to walk heel to toe in a straight line and when asked to stand on one leg he told officers "that's not happening."
A later breathalyser revealed he had a blood alcohol level of .14, well over the state's .08 limit.
 

SKIER ROBERT VIETZE PEED ON LITTLE GIRL

P***ER

HE REALLY was taking the piste. 

Top skier Robert Vietze got drunk on a Jet Blue flight from Portland to Oregon when he allegedly urinated on an 11-year-old girl. 

The arrogant 18-year-old, who is among the 75 best in the country and had been penciled into for next year's Winter Olympics, apparently got up shortly after take off. 

But instead of hitting the bathroom, he stumbled five rows up and emptied his bladder on the 11-year-girl's leg. 

The girl's father, a Stage 4 cancer patient, caught Vietze midstream and tried to wipe him out.

One witness told the NY Post: "I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face."